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two states of programming:

1. what if I bought some land. just leave all this bullshit behind.
(currently working on task)

2. I am a fucking genius that will never die.
(finished task)
February 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
December 28, 2023 at 2:34 AM
December 2, 2023 at 3:35 AM
November 27, 2023 at 3:52 PM
November 22, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Ethan is online
the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
November 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
November 9, 2023 at 2:32 AM
September 30, 2023 at 2:36 PM
If I ever get really bad imposter syndrome at work, I just think about the time Gary Oldman once played a little person in a rom-com
September 22, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Ay wasn’t the government looking for this 🧐
September 21, 2023 at 7:47 PM
September 18, 2023 at 4:52 AM
The burden I must bear
September 17, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Food: $145
Gas: $160
Internet: $60
Star Wars Legos: $5000
Utilities: $140
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
September 15, 2023 at 1:14 PM
September 14, 2023 at 5:01 AM
Aaron Rodgers getting hurt last night was still only the second worst thing to happen to a New York Jet on September 11th
September 12, 2023 at 1:35 PM