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@vortmax.bsky.social
NCSU Meteorology Alum.

Software engineer by day 🖥️📱, Mechwarrior by night🤖💥

All views mine, not my employer's.
Meanwhile, dudes read/watch manga/anime like this:
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Norman, OK at 10:45 pm. The bright white on the horizon is light pollution, but the red hue is still visible to the naked eye.
#Aurora
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I used to think of myself as a "libertarian." Then, in 2017, I started thinking of myself as a "classic liberal.

Now... well, here's @jvl.bsky.social echoing my current thoughts:
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tonight's #MeTVStarTrek features a princess, a white rabbit, and "Oh, Jimmy Boy."
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
But Flerkins are cute!
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Until next year...
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@radiofreetom.bsky.social : Why did I think of Lily?
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
#IronChef Chen doesn’t know the challenge he’s drawn.
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Came home feeling tired. Changed into my pajamas and laid down on the couch. Within less than a minute, I get Sasquatch keeping me warm.
October 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My nose covers the air hole on this lid when I drink, which prevents most of the liquid from coming out.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No one needs a billion dollars.

People need food.

The end.

- Ms. Rachel
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Groovin' and codin'.
#Funk #CodeLife
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yesterday was the sixth anniversary of Sasquatch's "gotcha day." He's gone from a skinny kitten found at a campground to an adorable indoor loverboy who greets me every time I come back home.

Thanks to @jezebelligerent.bsky.social for facilitating the adoption!

#cats #adoptDontShop
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was hoping for a piled-high pastrami and swiss.
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Was wondering where I had seen Julian Sands who plays Dr. James Atherton, and it is "Warlock," the schlocky horror flick released one year before "Arachnophobia."

#Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Roy Brocksmith was in "Star Trek: TNG" and "Total Recall!"

#Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sad animals! Show us your happy pets!
#Svengoolie
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So that's where James Cameron got the idea from!
#Svengoolie
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got my first pig-butchering scam attempt.

✅ Unknown number
✅ Image of pretty woman
✅ Doesn’t use my real name

Expects me to keep “being nice” and chatting, but I shut it down.
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Still dealing with #COVID, but at least Nurse Squatch is keeping my feet warm.
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#COVID watch:
September 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Inns near the shire know their clientele.
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dodged it for over five years.
#COVID
September 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Genetic fallacy: Believing based on the source, not the actual evidence.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM