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VonZip
@vonzip.bsky.social
Communications Director * Married farm boy lost in suburbia* Denver Broncos/Jazz/USU * l If you find my marbles, I’d like them back.
My 19 y.o. Who has medical office experience is looking for a dental office hiring an assistant they’re willing to train.

So if y’all know anyone in the Davis/Weber (Utah) county area, hook a brutha up so he can hook his daughter up!
January 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sorry, not sorry @emerantura.bsky.social

Go Broncos!!
January 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yams/sweet potatoes are the pus harvested from boils on a hippo's ass.
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
Hit me with your most controversial Thanksgiving food takes:

Mine: green bean casserole is delicious
November 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Is it ironic, funny or just peak Jazz that while trying to tank for better draft position, the best player they’ve picked up so far was a second rounder?
November 17, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Utah Utes peeps, I listen to Denver radio all day (I'm a big Broncos fan) and they fully expect Colorado to beat the Utes by a hundred billion points. No respect at all.
Not surprising given the way this season has gone.

So, if your're a Utah fan do you think Utah has a shot tomorrow?
November 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Favorite Team: Utah Jazz
Favorite Player: Ever? Mailman or AK-47.
Second favorite team: None
Team you despise: Lakers, Spurs, any team with James Harden.
Player you despise: Harden
Favorite NBA Bluesky follow: Bruno BlueSky Starzz
Unpopular NBA opinion: The NBA is a dumpster fire and sucks.
Favorite Team: Utah Jazz
Favorite Player: Donovan Mitchell or Jokic
Second favorite team: Cavs, currently
Team you despise: Lakers, Warriors
Player you despise: Draymond
Favorite NBA Bluesky follow: Professor Kyle
Unpopular NBA opinion: The NBA's last 6 years have been the best since I became a fan
y’all probably already know my answers to these, but would love to get more of yours 👇🏾

NBA people let’s get to know each other

Favorite Team:
Favorite Player:
Second favorite team:
Team you despise:
Player you despise:
Favorite NBA Bluesky follow:
Unpopular NBA opinion:
November 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Number three is FACTS.
The Triple Team is online! On

1. The Clarkson to Collins pass for the game-winning dunk. Those guys deserve some credit, it's not just totally a Doncic screwup.
2. John Collins' 2024-25 season
3. Kyle Filipowski, most impressive of Jazz's six draft picks

www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
The Triple Team: How did Luka Doncic lose John Collins for the Jazz’s game-winning dunk?
How did John Collins get open for his game-winning dunk? It wasn't just a poor play from Luka Doncic. Plus, on Collins' good play this season and Kyle Filipowski's great start to his career.
www.sltrib.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Who’s tires do I have to slash to get the Jazz broadcast to quit using that stupid, damn high angle camera shot during broadcasts? New and different doesn’t mean cool and cutting edge when it’s crappy and sucks.
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
What was I known for on Twitter?

Good question. I have no idea. Probably as that guy how popped in and popped off in the middle of other people's conversations. I don't know.

Friends, you tell me.

bsky.app/profile/jenn...
What was I known for on Twitter? My love for the Jazz, and cooking The Show (SDSU student section) on a daily basis when they were being assholes.

What did you know me on there for?
November 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Lots of people migrating over here from the other place. What's the over/under on how long before the truly shitty accounts show up and ruin this place as well?
Six months? Less?
November 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I hope this is my hardest decision today: Having new flooring installed in my home today and they are scheduled to arrive between 8-10 this morning. I really have to use the loo but I'm afraid if I go in there, they'll show up. Now I have to decide, go and risk it or wait in increasing discomfort.
November 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
You know who is completely and utterly awesome?
My grand-babies!
November 12, 2024 at 7:15 AM
November 12, 2024 at 6:45 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you. Who’s coming to save you?

I, on the other hand, am likely screwed.
November 12, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Introduce yourself as a TV character.
November 12, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I think Flip might be my new fave Jazz player and Collier will probably be PG1 in the future.
You can just see that he has “floor general” in him. Key doesn’t. Let Key be the SG.
Our 3 rookies already look like they might be something. Williams might take longest to develop.
November 10, 2024 at 7:53 AM
So glad I stayed up to watch that horse turd game when I’ve got a 6:30 meeting tomorrow morning.
I really should just call in and tell them I’m retiring.
November 10, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I love me a Beto’s breakfast burrito for dinner but Hay-soos, Mary and Joseph they take FOREVER at the drive thru.
November 10, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Watching House of the Dragon. I’m 6 episodes deep and feel like it’s a real let down from the excellent Game of Thrones.

Does it get better or do they just talk for 10 straight episodes?
November 9, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Ahoy to all the new Bluesky peeps and new followers!

Introduce yourself with
One book📚
One movie🎥
One album💿
One TV show📺
November 8, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Streaming show suggestions:

Shrinking - some of Harrison Ford’s best work and hilarious.

Bad Sisters - fantastic dark comedy. Bono’s daughter plays one of the main characters and she’s actually pretty good. One of the other sisters is played by the actress who played Hild from The Last Kingdom.
November 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I might be the token Aggie in here but I’m liking what I’m seeing from the Ags bball team. 44-4 run to end the half and they lead Alcorn State 52-14.
There’s going to be some good college basketball in Utah this year.
November 7, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Hey folks. Von Zip in day hous…er…Sky.
November 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM