vonrosceau
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cancel me for i have no idea how i was supposed to narrow down the year on that sumbitch
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
cancel me for i have no idea how i was supposed to narrow down the year on that sumbitch
choosing to read that second label as having similar implications to e.g. "no cash left inside overnight"
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
choosing to read that second label as having similar implications to e.g. "no cash left inside overnight"
convinced now that when I work up the nerve to get a set of Pentas I'm going to have to evict families from them
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
convinced now that when I work up the nerve to get a set of Pentas I'm going to have to evict families from them
Right up to the point I had them in hand my brain was fully insistent these 45cm slabs were going to be about the same footprint as an LP
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Right up to the point I had them in hand my brain was fully insistent these 45cm slabs were going to be about the same footprint as an LP
trip report: well, like the Beocom, these are a MUCH bolder presence in person.
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
trip report: well, like the Beocom, these are a MUCH bolder presence in person.
ME EMPLOYERS ARE ALWAYS RELEASING REALLY BLEEDING EDGE CLUB BANGERS-
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ME EMPLOYERS ARE ALWAYS RELEASING REALLY BLEEDING EDGE CLUB BANGERS-
I was just going to mention how much I love the look of the Mondrian-style flat Beolabs but a search alert pinged and someone's selling a set of Beovox 3000s for £60 ten minutes' drive from me, I am having several feelings just now
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I was just going to mention how much I love the look of the Mondrian-style flat Beolabs but a search alert pinged and someone's selling a set of Beovox 3000s for £60 ten minutes' drive from me, I am having several feelings just now
x.com/vonrosceau/s... Honestly: it's even better than you think
🌱 "hey, it's vonrosceau!" 🌦️ on X: "I don't know if pictures really convey what an Absolute Unit this is. It's so RED and BOLD and GEOMETRIC it doesn't have any goddamn business existing in the physical world. It's a Lego computer wedge brick a hi-fi manufacturer built for you to put on your desk as a prank on God https://t.co/RLXuzE0uKw" / X
I don't know if pictures really convey what an Absolute Unit this is. It's so RED and BOLD and GEOMETRIC it doesn't have any goddamn business existing in the physical world. It's a Lego computer wedge brick a hi-fi manufacturer built for you to put on your desk as a prank on God https://t.co/RLXuzE0uKw
x.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
x.com/vonrosceau/s... Honestly: it's even better than you think
[games! voice] games!
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
[games! voice] games!
I'm on a 3070 and I'm one free weekend away from doing it, this is how bad the status quo is getting.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I'm on a 3070 and I'm one free weekend away from doing it, this is how bad the status quo is getting.
left hand, right hand
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
left hand, right hand
also idk about you but every time I go through one of those bouts of "damn I could have been so much more functional and successful" i feel like the odds are really good i would have been an intolerable piece of shit
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
also idk about you but every time I go through one of those bouts of "damn I could have been so much more functional and successful" i feel like the odds are really good i would have been an intolerable piece of shit
yeah sooner or later you either die or accept that in the end ruin turned out okay!
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
yeah sooner or later you either die or accept that in the end ruin turned out okay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZzj... there's a line in this that cracks me up every time but, also, makes me go "man."
see if you can guess which!
see if you can guess which!
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZzj... there's a line in this that cracks me up every time but, also, makes me go "man."
see if you can guess which!
see if you can guess which!
to clarify (and ping the thread because my handle was broken earlier)
- build.rollupOptions.output.inlineDynamicImports=true in Vite config
- one entry point, parameterized like input=`public/${env.INDEX_PATH}`
- script invokes Vite multiple times like "INDEX_PATH=page1/index.html vite build"
- build.rollupOptions.output.inlineDynamicImports=true in Vite config
- one entry point, parameterized like input=`public/${env.INDEX_PATH}`
- script invokes Vite multiple times like "INDEX_PATH=page1/index.html vite build"
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
to clarify (and ping the thread because my handle was broken earlier)
- build.rollupOptions.output.inlineDynamicImports=true in Vite config
- one entry point, parameterized like input=`public/${env.INDEX_PATH}`
- script invokes Vite multiple times like "INDEX_PATH=page1/index.html vite build"
- build.rollupOptions.output.inlineDynamicImports=true in Vite config
- one entry point, parameterized like input=`public/${env.INDEX_PATH}`
- script invokes Vite multiple times like "INDEX_PATH=page1/index.html vite build"
I checked back and it appears the situation hasn't changed for either tool. Everyone who needs this has either a shell script running multiple Vite build jobs, or an array of custom Rollup configs replicating their Vite build: github.com/rollup/rollu...
Support multiple inputs when "output.inlineDynamicImports" is true. · Issue #5601 · rollup/rollup
Feature Use Case It would be cool to be able to inline dynamic imports not only with single entry point, but also with multiple entries. So the "Feature Use Case" - same as for a single entry but f...
github.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I checked back and it appears the situation hasn't changed for either tool. Everyone who needs this has either a shell script running multiple Vite build jobs, or an array of custom Rollup configs replicating their Vite build: github.com/rollup/rollu...
This is also assuming you're using "import" and not "require". I have literally never required anything in my life so can't comment on what that does for/to Vite's behaviour here.
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is also assuming you're using "import" and not "require". I have literally never required anything in my life so can't comment on what that does for/to Vite's behaviour here.
Here's a screed I left in a comment on the vite.config.ts for a work project. TL;DR it's not great news but was also written almost a year ago - possibly Vite allows passing multiple Rollup config objects now, or (less likely) Rollup allows multiple entry points with "inlineDynamicImports".
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Here's a screed I left in a comment on the vite.config.ts for a work project. TL;DR it's not great news but was also written almost a year ago - possibly Vite allows passing multiple Rollup config objects now, or (less likely) Rollup allows multiple entry points with "inlineDynamicImports".
sparing you the train of thought: i have now decided to understand war of the worlds (2025) to have been conceived as an attempt to adapt Excession
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
sparing you the train of thought: i have now decided to understand war of the worlds (2025) to have been conceived as an attempt to adapt Excession