VB
@vonblade.bsky.social
Origami Unicorn
Professional darkness fighter.
Professional darkness fighter.
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens
#LetsGoPens
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens
#LetsGoPens
I love the Daily Mail saying that the fact the security chief is a woman, & not that the thieves are men, is the problem about the theft.
I happen to agree. If history has taught us anything, it's that non-DEI, aka white men, have never been responsible for anything abhorrent in the entirety of time
I happen to agree. If history has taught us anything, it's that non-DEI, aka white men, have never been responsible for anything abhorrent in the entirety of time
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I love the Daily Mail saying that the fact the security chief is a woman, & not that the thieves are men, is the problem about the theft.
I happen to agree. If history has taught us anything, it's that non-DEI, aka white men, have never been responsible for anything abhorrent in the entirety of time
I happen to agree. If history has taught us anything, it's that non-DEI, aka white men, have never been responsible for anything abhorrent in the entirety of time
I thought it was easy, but this must be a record #NYTConnections
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I thought it was easy, but this must be a record #NYTConnections
🎵Gotta get back in time..
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🎵Gotta get back in time..
I've no idea what I have beyond the known biggies. But on the outskirts of the known city that is my mental illness, my unseen M25 bits, is something that completely understands this post.
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've no idea what I have beyond the known biggies. But on the outskirts of the known city that is my mental illness, my unseen M25 bits, is something that completely understands this post.
I can't remember where I stole this, but I think it fits neatly here.
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can't remember where I stole this, but I think it fits neatly here.
If we don't include the stupid April Fools one, hardest #NYTConnections ever?
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
If we don't include the stupid April Fools one, hardest #NYTConnections ever?
RIP to my favourite poet of all-time, the incomparable Brian Patten. McGough might be the most famous of the Liverpool poets, but Patten spoke to my soul.
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
RIP to my favourite poet of all-time, the incomparable Brian Patten. McGough might be the most famous of the Liverpool poets, but Patten spoke to my soul.
I can spot the scam. It costs £19.99 a year.
September 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I can spot the scam. It costs £19.99 a year.
Piss on the moon? From here?
September 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Piss on the moon? From here?
If ever you feel particularly dull or stupid, just remember :
At least you don't need the instructions on how to make ice cubes.
At least you don't need the instructions on how to make ice cubes.
September 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If ever you feel particularly dull or stupid, just remember :
At least you don't need the instructions on how to make ice cubes.
At least you don't need the instructions on how to make ice cubes.
Don't think anyone else has had such a bad Baku without actually damaging their title standing since Max in 21. Oscar is lucky Lando is such a choker.
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Don't think anyone else has had such a bad Baku without actually damaging their title standing since Max in 21. Oscar is lucky Lando is such a choker.
RIP Robert Redford. Great actor.
September 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
RIP Robert Redford. Great actor.
Still enjoying Kingdom Come Deliverance II. It's like RDR2 in Medieval Times, but with the complex writing of BG3.
If only it wasn't so taxing on the old hardware. Still, look at it.
(This reads like sponcon, I guess it's just rare for me to be effusive about something)
If only it wasn't so taxing on the old hardware. Still, look at it.
(This reads like sponcon, I guess it's just rare for me to be effusive about something)
September 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Still enjoying Kingdom Come Deliverance II. It's like RDR2 in Medieval Times, but with the complex writing of BG3.
If only it wasn't so taxing on the old hardware. Still, look at it.
(This reads like sponcon, I guess it's just rare for me to be effusive about something)
If only it wasn't so taxing on the old hardware. Still, look at it.
(This reads like sponcon, I guess it's just rare for me to be effusive about something)
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
