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Professional darkness fighter.
Professional darkness fighter.
Crazy how many Saudi owned games have been nominated for the Geoff "Brown Envelopes Welcome" Keighley #GameAwards. It's almost like game quality and public sentiment don't matter.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Crazy how many Saudi owned games have been nominated for the Geoff "Brown Envelopes Welcome" Keighley #GameAwards. It's almost like game quality and public sentiment don't matter.
That Billy Graham quote is WILD.
Although calling someone with an honorary doctorate "Dr" is a stretch already.
Although calling someone with an honorary doctorate "Dr" is a stretch already.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That Billy Graham quote is WILD.
Although calling someone with an honorary doctorate "Dr" is a stretch already.
Although calling someone with an honorary doctorate "Dr" is a stretch already.
As far as I can tell it's impossible to buy a microwave that lets you put in the cook time.
Twenty seven programs for defrosting a chicken.
Zero options for setting a 45 second long cook.
What have we come to?
Twenty seven programs for defrosting a chicken.
Zero options for setting a 45 second long cook.
What have we come to?
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As far as I can tell it's impossible to buy a microwave that lets you put in the cook time.
Twenty seven programs for defrosting a chicken.
Zero options for setting a 45 second long cook.
What have we come to?
Twenty seven programs for defrosting a chicken.
Zero options for setting a 45 second long cook.
What have we come to?
I just read a fabulous article about the new "Steam Machine" (a non-portable Steamdeck, game fans).
Anyway, the article said "if it's over £400 it risks being seen as an expensive PC".
And I still haven't stopped laughing. Clearly they don't know what expensive means in terms of PC components.
Anyway, the article said "if it's over £400 it risks being seen as an expensive PC".
And I still haven't stopped laughing. Clearly they don't know what expensive means in terms of PC components.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I just read a fabulous article about the new "Steam Machine" (a non-portable Steamdeck, game fans).
Anyway, the article said "if it's over £400 it risks being seen as an expensive PC".
And I still haven't stopped laughing. Clearly they don't know what expensive means in terms of PC components.
Anyway, the article said "if it's over £400 it risks being seen as an expensive PC".
And I still haven't stopped laughing. Clearly they don't know what expensive means in terms of PC components.
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
Dear @nytimes.com,
I don't own an iPhone.
I never have.
Nobody I know has one.
Stop assuming common knowledge just because you're part of the Apple cult.
#Connections
I don't own an iPhone.
I never have.
Nobody I know has one.
Stop assuming common knowledge just because you're part of the Apple cult.
#Connections
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Dear @nytimes.com,
I don't own an iPhone.
I never have.
Nobody I know has one.
Stop assuming common knowledge just because you're part of the Apple cult.
#Connections
I don't own an iPhone.
I never have.
Nobody I know has one.
Stop assuming common knowledge just because you're part of the Apple cult.
#Connections
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
And then we told Oscar we thought the hards were a good option.
#BrazilGP
#BrazilGP
a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And then we told Oscar we thought the hards were a good option.
#BrazilGP
#BrazilGP
Lewis. Greatest of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Lewis. Greatest of all time.
Glad Gabi is okay. Massive shunt.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Glad Gabi is okay. Massive shunt.
Pint of Cola totally destroyed that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Pint of Cola totally destroyed that.
We go live to the Sky Comms box where Crofty has hung himself.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We go live to the Sky Comms box where Crofty has hung himself.
It's asking a lot of your internet connection, and storage, but if you wanted to check out the INCREDIBLE Kingdom Come Deliverance II it's free to play on Steam this weekend.
store.steampowered.com/app/1771300/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1771300/...
Save 40% on Kingdom Come: Deliverance II on Steam
A thrilling story-driven action RPG, with a rich open world, set in 15th century Medieval Europe. Experience the ultimate medieval adventure - through the eyes of young Henry - as you embark on a jour...
store.steampowered.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's asking a lot of your internet connection, and storage, but if you wanted to check out the INCREDIBLE Kingdom Come Deliverance II it's free to play on Steam this weekend.
store.steampowered.com/app/1771300/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1771300/...
Or, Ted Kravitz, maybe Yuki is a total shitter.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Or, Ted Kravitz, maybe Yuki is a total shitter.
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
Today has been a day where making it to the end without jumping off a cliff counts as a roaring success.
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today has been a day where making it to the end without jumping off a cliff counts as a roaring success.
Not only is this the worst #Tenable team ever assembled, they're so thick I genuinely fear for their ability to brush their teeth without drowning.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not only is this the worst #Tenable team ever assembled, they're so thick I genuinely fear for their ability to brush their teeth without drowning.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
(okay first world problems but goddam)
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(okay first world problems but goddam)
Today :
FM26 released, feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for the blind.
EU5 released as a feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for those who run at 400% scaling.
Humble Choice for November including a game that is over two years old and has been in many sales.
Ugh
FM26 released, feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for the blind.
EU5 released as a feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for those who run at 400% scaling.
Humble Choice for November including a game that is over two years old and has been in many sales.
Ugh
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Today :
FM26 released, feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for the blind.
EU5 released as a feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for those who run at 400% scaling.
Humble Choice for November including a game that is over two years old and has been in many sales.
Ugh
FM26 released, feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for the blind.
EU5 released as a feature-shorn buggy piece of shit with a UI designed for those who run at 400% scaling.
Humble Choice for November including a game that is over two years old and has been in many sales.
Ugh