It's now no longer a program based on spelling, but an algorithm (possibly even an AI) based on predictive models of the likeliest next word.

Which is why it's now such crap that it'll give nonsense, incorrect grammar, and even utter misspellings. It's enshitification of the worst kind.

And then the creepy guy mysteriously dies, and Bowser announces, "Ze murderer is on zis very boat wit us!"

Luigi: Wait. You read science publications?

Bowser: Why do you sound surprised?

Luigi: I mean ... Your vibe is more jock than science nerd?

Bowser: I engineer all my contraptions myself! I'm the head of the Koopa Institute of Sciences!

Luigi: ... There's a lot I don't know about you, huh?

Oh, gods, the sex puns between these two must be the absolute *worst*.

Nobody ships them as much as Mabel.

Oh, I know that one!
It's, uh ... Shoot, is that "Tangled Up in Mysteries", or just by the same author?

One fish, two fish.
Boy fish, cute fish.

"Sucks living under late-stage capitalism, and no one should be subjected to this dehumanization and exploitation lol."

"Yep. Couldn't agree more."

"... But you know what sucks more? My mouth on your dick in a chapter or two lol.

"Looking forward to it."

Whataboutism is not helpful regardless of other details. We're failing at providing adequate support for people in need. That's the part to be upset about. Fact that someone else might or might not be doing worse is irrelevant. Getting defensive about where criticism is coming from is childish.