"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
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『We fought hard not to die yet we don't know how to live.』|| She/Her | [RP][Icon by GreyWaysArt@bsky.social]
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I just remembered one time where I was comparing near-death stories with another adventurer, and I'd just gotten through like, a fifth of my tragic backstory bullshit, and she just looked me dead in the eye and said "Oi! You're really a fuckin' cockroach motherfucker ain't you?!"
I still laugh.
I still laugh.
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
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Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Getting into an argument with some other Smart People about whether "Optimistic Nihilism" (my general vibes) is even nihilism at all, or if it's strictly absurdism or hedonism, and no one has realised I'm on the side of chaos, not objective classifications.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Getting into an argument with some other Smart People about whether "Optimistic Nihilism" (my general vibes) is even nihilism at all, or if it's strictly absurdism or hedonism, and no one has realised I'm on the side of chaos, not objective classifications.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
((So no one worries: I'm alive!
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
((So no one worries: I'm alive!
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just want to lay down in the grass under a summer rain...
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just want to lay down in the grass under a summer rain...
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Oldest joke in the book, this “are you human?” checkbox thing the modern internet’s got goin on when you’re anything but.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oldest joke in the book, this “are you human?” checkbox thing the modern internet’s got goin on when you’re anything but.
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+ Social media/text style RP account for a multiverse OC
+ Reasonably high-tech inventor, musician, pet dad
+ Has fingers in a lot of pies (verses), but follows a single continuity
+ Meant to be incognito and chill, so things like names and the like are irrelevant
+ Social media/text style RP account for a multiverse OC
+ Reasonably high-tech inventor, musician, pet dad
+ Has fingers in a lot of pies (verses), but follows a single continuity
+ Meant to be incognito and chill, so things like names and the like are irrelevant
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Serious shoutouts to my main medical professional, because he has patience beyond patience, and the number of times I've accidentally freaked out and tried to hurt him during routine shit like bloodwork is deeply embarrassing, but he doesn't shame me at all, just reassures me he's got it covered.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Serious shoutouts to my main medical professional, because he has patience beyond patience, and the number of times I've accidentally freaked out and tried to hurt him during routine shit like bloodwork is deeply embarrassing, but he doesn't shame me at all, just reassures me he's got it covered.
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That feeling when the panic sets in over an upcoming medical procedure.
It's not even major. I'm just traumatised.
It's not even major. I'm just traumatised.
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That feeling when the panic sets in over an upcoming medical procedure.
It's not even major. I'm just traumatised.
It's not even major. I'm just traumatised.
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"Humans are one of the few species who laugh at each other's misfortune. That behavior seems counterproductive; I wonder what evolutionary purpose it ever served?"
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Humans are one of the few species who laugh at each other's misfortune. That behavior seems counterproductive; I wonder what evolutionary purpose it ever served?"
So, some more thoughts on the All Of This.
Howl's replies really helped me to unravel all that nonsense. And...
First thing's first, I apologised to Rue, after showing her the posts for context.
Howl's replies really helped me to unravel all that nonsense. And...
First thing's first, I apologised to Rue, after showing her the posts for context.
Okay, okay. No more being Emo On Main. I just needed to get that out of my system.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
So, some more thoughts on the All Of This.
Howl's replies really helped me to unravel all that nonsense. And...
First thing's first, I apologised to Rue, after showing her the posts for context.
Howl's replies really helped me to unravel all that nonsense. And...
First thing's first, I apologised to Rue, after showing her the posts for context.
Sometimes I'm paradoxical in ways I don't get. I mean, often, really. But.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes I'm paradoxical in ways I don't get. I mean, often, really. But.
((My apologies for what I'm about to do to your feeds.))
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
((My apologies for what I'm about to do to your feeds.))
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Love melted into skepticism, and you pulled back layer after layer after layer until all you were left with was the knowledge that you did not know me.
You sought the truth then. Will you hide from it now that it is within your grasp?
You sought the truth then. Will you hide from it now that it is within your grasp?
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Love melted into skepticism, and you pulled back layer after layer after layer until all you were left with was the knowledge that you did not know me.
You sought the truth then. Will you hide from it now that it is within your grasp?
You sought the truth then. Will you hide from it now that it is within your grasp?
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⚖️So, lost access to my only BlueSky account, and when I'm back, it's dead?
And they STILL haven't added the ability to send images/vids in dms?!
Anyhow, I unfollowed all inactive people, however, IF you're active, like this, so we can interact again.
Imma test the waters around.
And they STILL haven't added the ability to send images/vids in dms?!
Anyhow, I unfollowed all inactive people, however, IF you're active, like this, so we can interact again.
Imma test the waters around.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
⚖️So, lost access to my only BlueSky account, and when I'm back, it's dead?
And they STILL haven't added the ability to send images/vids in dms?!
Anyhow, I unfollowed all inactive people, however, IF you're active, like this, so we can interact again.
Imma test the waters around.
And they STILL haven't added the ability to send images/vids in dms?!
Anyhow, I unfollowed all inactive people, however, IF you're active, like this, so we can interact again.
Imma test the waters around.
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You know what. I'm just going to come out and say it. I know it's going to piss people off, but this is a hill I am prepared to sustain injury on.
I do NOT get why mac and cheese is such a big deal in some places. And I've had good mac and cheese! Is it a comfort food thing or something?
I do NOT get why mac and cheese is such a big deal in some places. And I've had good mac and cheese! Is it a comfort food thing or something?
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You know what. I'm just going to come out and say it. I know it's going to piss people off, but this is a hill I am prepared to sustain injury on.
I do NOT get why mac and cheese is such a big deal in some places. And I've had good mac and cheese! Is it a comfort food thing or something?
I do NOT get why mac and cheese is such a big deal in some places. And I've had good mac and cheese! Is it a comfort food thing or something?