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@volfgangus.bsky.social
i am not insain, i have just been evilly reprogrammed.
⚧️🔞 27, they/them, he/him
🖤wife @goldenkiva.bsky.social
⚧️🔞 27, they/them, he/him
🖤wife @goldenkiva.bsky.social
AW YAAY hope you enjoy them!!! there's really so many good budget IEMs now. i haven't tried nicehck but i always think their packaging is sooo cute lol. i think my top fave is the moondrop mascot bc she consistently gets the most gorgeous boxarts everrrr
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
AW YAAY hope you enjoy them!!! there's really so many good budget IEMs now. i haven't tried nicehck but i always think their packaging is sooo cute lol. i think my top fave is the moondrop mascot bc she consistently gets the most gorgeous boxarts everrrr
The bananas were already gay. Flamingly so. They never needed lip filler and cheekbone contour to prove this.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The bananas were already gay. Flamingly so. They never needed lip filler and cheekbone contour to prove this.
Formed a new unforeseen opinion tonight. The reboot Bananas in Pyjamas should be shot by a firing squad. They shouldn't exist. Truly disgusting creatures.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Formed a new unforeseen opinion tonight. The reboot Bananas in Pyjamas should be shot by a firing squad. They shouldn't exist. Truly disgusting creatures.
throwback to 2022 when i went "i wanna learn how to make music, im going to try to make a hyperpop song" and then i ended up making this & never tried again
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
throwback to 2022 when i went "i wanna learn how to make music, im going to try to make a hyperpop song" and then i ended up making this & never tried again
they make all the scary spaghetti sfm youtube videos about stuff like this
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
they make all the scary spaghetti sfm youtube videos about stuff like this
i must always serve cunt at walmart i can't let all the transphobic blonde sorority girls in their varsity sweaters truly know peace 😁
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i must always serve cunt at walmart i can't let all the transphobic blonde sorority girls in their varsity sweaters truly know peace 😁
just moved in to BALLSACK ISLAND! 😁💙
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
just moved in to BALLSACK ISLAND! 😁💙
thought this first one was good until i realized the tucked in vest was wrong and creating a bonerlike crease. also we had to go to walmart today
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
thought this first one was good until i realized the tucked in vest was wrong and creating a bonerlike crease. also we had to go to walmart today
totally unforeseen turn of events for our halloween costumes
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
totally unforeseen turn of events for our halloween costumes
someone got fucking huuuuuungry 🤪😳
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
someone got fucking huuuuuungry 🤪😳
sorry this is a lot of ranting but there is actually ZERO FUCKING WAY SHE DIDNT DO THIS ON PURPOSE. ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I COULD SEE EARLIER. WHAT IS THIS!!!! OHHHH MY G
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
sorry this is a lot of ranting but there is actually ZERO FUCKING WAY SHE DIDNT DO THIS ON PURPOSE. ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I COULD SEE EARLIER. WHAT IS THIS!!!! OHHHH MY G
either way its a sloppy ass job whether she wants it to be or not. so i should probs focus on that. me when i look at my new choppy flat dad haircut with little strands sticking out everywhere .
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
either way its a sloppy ass job whether she wants it to be or not. so i should probs focus on that. me when i look at my new choppy flat dad haircut with little strands sticking out everywhere .
dw this will be you in a few months.
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
dw this will be you in a few months.
Forgot one of the other more puzzling things, I had to dig this up with my hands out of the dirt, a full jar of... Something.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot one of the other more puzzling things, I had to dig this up with my hands out of the dirt, a full jar of... Something.
Some nice things I saw though; A very silky and well fed neighborhood cat that wanted nothing to do with me was hanging around, lots of deer prints on the sandbars, a very perfect snail shell, and some little kid's note, haha.
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some nice things I saw though; A very silky and well fed neighborhood cat that wanted nothing to do with me was hanging around, lots of deer prints on the sandbars, a very perfect snail shell, and some little kid's note, haha.
Saw the water levels at the lake were low & it revealed a ton of litter. So I was down there picking up for a few hours. Worst offenders: some type of drug or medical testing vial filled with orange dye, an airpod case, & I pulled up on a wall cable in the ground to find someones powertool charger..
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Saw the water levels at the lake were low & it revealed a ton of litter. So I was down there picking up for a few hours. Worst offenders: some type of drug or medical testing vial filled with orange dye, an airpod case, & I pulled up on a wall cable in the ground to find someones powertool charger..
remember when 3H came out & hubert was like. the "ugly" "old" one. im here to say that now i KNOW that isnt fucking true & culture needs to progress bc he is not ugly OR old ENOUGH he is too beautiful. this is a very conventionally attractive man. make him more ghoulish so i can have sex with him.
October 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
remember when 3H came out & hubert was like. the "ugly" "old" one. im here to say that now i KNOW that isnt fucking true & culture needs to progress bc he is not ugly OR old ENOUGH he is too beautiful. this is a very conventionally attractive man. make him more ghoulish so i can have sex with him.
i am disgustingly overdue for a haircut rn to the point its an act of public humiliation, but it is making me wish i GAF about fire emblem at the moment, because once its swept to the side im realizing i would have an insane hubert cosplay
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i am disgustingly overdue for a haircut rn to the point its an act of public humiliation, but it is making me wish i GAF about fire emblem at the moment, because once its swept to the side im realizing i would have an insane hubert cosplay
tragic minecraft accident in parking lot
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
tragic minecraft accident in parking lot
this overdomesticated ass fly was hanging out in the kitchen with us the night before and like couldn't be scared off. trying to scare it, it would literally just crawl on your hand and hang out...? it showed up again so we gave it a wet napkin and a cookie crumb and he was really into that shit
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this overdomesticated ass fly was hanging out in the kitchen with us the night before and like couldn't be scared off. trying to scare it, it would literally just crawl on your hand and hang out...? it showed up again so we gave it a wet napkin and a cookie crumb and he was really into that shit