Brian Pontarelli
@voidmain.bsky.social
Founder of FusionAuth. Founder of CleanSpeak. Coding for 35 years. Bootstrapped entrepreneur for 16 years. Critical thinker.
Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.
April 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.
What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂
My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂
January 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂
Happy New Year!!
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
January 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Happy New Year!!
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
This felt sooooooo good!
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This felt sooooooo good!
This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.
December 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.
Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it.
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
November 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it.
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
What would G Love say about this collection?
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
What would G Love say about this collection?
I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t!
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t!
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
When was the last time you watched?
June 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
When was the last time you watched?
Let’s kick this off with a nerd image.
June 22, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Let’s kick this off with a nerd image.