Brian Pontarelli
@voidmain.bsky.social
Founder of FusionAuth. Founder of CleanSpeak. Coding for 35 years. Bootstrapped entrepreneur for 16 years. Critical thinker.
Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.
April 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.
What’s the statute of limitations on securities fraud?
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What’s the statute of limitations on securities fraud?
What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂
I’m embarrassed to be an American today as Trump and Vance acted like 2 coked up teenagers bullying the valedictorian.
Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be.
youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...
Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be.
youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...
Trump SCREAMS at Zelenskyy in Oval Office MELTDOWN
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m embarrassed to be an American today as Trump and Vance acted like 2 coked up teenagers bullying the valedictorian.
Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be.
youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...
Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be.
youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...
Friend: Has JD’s wife been deported yet?
Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.
Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Friend: Has JD’s wife been deported yet?
Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.
Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.
Republicans complain about Democrats letting criminals into the country.
But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay?
🤦🏻♂️
But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay?
🤦🏻♂️
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Republicans complain about Democrats letting criminals into the country.
But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay?
🤦🏻♂️
But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay?
🤦🏻♂️
Day 1 of living in the American oligarchy.
Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration.
MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.
Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration.
MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.
January 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Day 1 of living in the American oligarchy.
Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration.
MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.
Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration.
MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.
My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂
January 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂
So wait, anyone can commit fraud now, falsify business records, and get off Scott free right?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
January 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So wait, anyone can commit fraud now, falsify business records, and get off Scott free right?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Thanks for the mention @jennjunod.bsky.social! We have a lot of great things coming this year.
Day 4️⃣ of 25 Tech Humans & Companies to Watch in 2025! 🤩
FusionAuth 🔐—a flexible authentication platform built for developers!
✅ Secure login
✅ Single sign-on (SSO)
✅ Social login options
Check out the full list 👉 teachjenntech.com/blog/20250101
FusionAuth 🔐—a flexible authentication platform built for developers!
✅ Secure login
✅ Single sign-on (SSO)
✅ Social login options
Check out the full list 👉 teachjenntech.com/blog/20250101
January 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Thanks for the mention @jennjunod.bsky.social! We have a lot of great things coming this year.
Sometimes I have mock interviews with people like Trump as a mental exercise.
Me: “Do you support marriage equality?”
Trump: “I support state’s rights”
Me: “So that’s a ‘no’”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”
Me: “Do you support marriage equality?”
Trump: “I support state’s rights”
Me: “So that’s a ‘no’”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”
January 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sometimes I have mock interviews with people like Trump as a mental exercise.
Me: “Do you support marriage equality?”
Trump: “I support state’s rights”
Me: “So that’s a ‘no’”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”
Me: “Do you support marriage equality?”
Trump: “I support state’s rights”
Me: “So that’s a ‘no’”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”
Happy New Year!!
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
January 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Happy New Year!!
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
(Fireworks from Vail, CO)
Grrrr.
Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”.
We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people!
www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...
Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”.
We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people!
www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...
AT&T to start full RTO next month | LinkedIn
For the last year or so, employees there have adhered to a hybrid schedule, reporting to one of AT&T's nine corporate hubs at least three days a week.
www.linkedin.com
December 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Grrrr.
Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”.
We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people!
www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...
Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”.
We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people!
www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...
Golfers: I don’t want to have anything to do with the PGA anymore. I’m going to LIV. I don’t care that it has no tradition or history because 💰!
Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host!
🙄
www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...
Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host!
🙄
www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...
Former U.S. Open winner advocates for LIV golfers to play in Signature Events
Lucas Glover said on his Sirius XM Radio show that the PGA Tour should welcome back some LIV players in its Signature Events.
www.sbnation.com
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Golfers: I don’t want to have anything to do with the PGA anymore. I’m going to LIV. I don’t care that it has no tradition or history because 💰!
Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host!
🙄
www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...
Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host!
🙄
www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...
This felt sooooooo good!
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This felt sooooooo good!
This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.
December 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.
Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it.
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
November 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it.
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂
What would G Love say about this collection?
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
What would G Love say about this collection?
I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?
At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻♂️.
And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.
Am I missing something?
Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse).
Or is this satire and I’m just missing it?
www.wsj.com/opinion/four...
Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse).
Or is this satire and I’m just missing it?
www.wsj.com/opinion/four...
Opinion | Four More Years of Trump May Make America Normal Again
Our age of bizarre ideological conceits is reminiscent of ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes.’
www.wsj.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Am I missing something?
Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse).
Or is this satire and I’m just missing it?
www.wsj.com/opinion/four...
Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse).
Or is this satire and I’m just missing it?
www.wsj.com/opinion/four...
The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t!
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t!
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
😂
Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...
I didn’t realize until I saw this video that Elon Musk appears to have specifically removed Cleanspeak from Twitter in order to allow a massive shift in the platform.
Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.
Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I didn’t realize until I saw this video that Elon Musk appears to have specifically removed Cleanspeak from Twitter in order to allow a massive shift in the platform.
Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.
Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.
My 15 year old daughter just said something quite profound:
“Guns have more rights than I do over my body”
“Guns have more rights than I do over my body”
November 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
My 15 year old daughter just said something quite profound:
“Guns have more rights than I do over my body”
“Guns have more rights than I do over my body”
I'm attending AWS re:Invent in Las Vegas from December 2nd through the 6th. I'm also planning on playing 18 holes at the Wynn golf course on Wednesday the 4th (😁⛳️). We have a booth and are hosting a Sphere event as well!
Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...
Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...
AWS re:Invent 2024 - FusionAuth
Join the FusionAuth team at AWS re:Invent 2024. Stop by our booth to learn more about our exciting upcoming launches, AWS events and giveaways.
fusionauth.io
November 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I'm attending AWS re:Invent in Las Vegas from December 2nd through the 6th. I'm also planning on playing 18 holes at the Wynn golf course on Wednesday the 4th (😁⛳️). We have a booth and are hosting a Sphere event as well!
Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...
Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...
When was the last time you watched?
June 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
When was the last time you watched?