alex playing FFXIV
@voidgates.bsky.social
yelling about blorbos since 2k22
sometimes i don't write anything for several weeks and then wake up one morning and bust out a narrative dissociative episode featuring two centenarians having nasty tragic UST before finally fucking about it and then, like, killing each other
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
sometimes i don't write anything for several weeks and then wake up one morning and bust out a narrative dissociative episode featuring two centenarians having nasty tragic UST before finally fucking about it and then, like, killing each other
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
(sia voice) I'MMMMMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIING
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
(sia voice) I'MMMMMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIING
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
It makes me actually insane that we used to have writing this funny, and how phoned-in the allied societies of Dawntrail come off by way of comparison.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It makes me actually insane that we used to have writing this funny, and how phoned-in the allied societies of Dawntrail come off by way of comparison.
god i miss shadowbringers so much
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
god i miss shadowbringers so much
First personal clear of Pilgrim's Traverse achieved tonight!
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
First personal clear of Pilgrim's Traverse achieved tonight!
something something skelly joke i guess
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
something something skelly joke i guess
see also: thancred on the topic of attempted murder (victim)
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
see also: thancred on the topic of attempted murder (victim)
Matching couples costumes with Thankwehd the chocobo!
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Matching couples costumes with Thankwehd the chocobo!
relevant to both your pursuits
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
relevant to both your pursuits
in other news i'm bringing this back to try to manifest Yoshi-P putting Thancred in 7.4 to foreshadow 8.0's plot somehow
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
in other news i'm bringing this back to try to manifest Yoshi-P putting Thancred in 7.4 to foreshadow 8.0's plot somehow
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
OKAY SURE I'LL JUST SEW THESE BOARDS TOGETHER I GUESS
WITH MY NEEDLE
BECAUSE I AM CLASSED AS A WEAVER RIGHT NOW
WITH MY NEEDLE
BECAUSE I AM CLASSED AS A WEAVER RIGHT NOW
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
OKAY SURE I'LL JUST SEW THESE BOARDS TOGETHER I GUESS
WITH MY NEEDLE
BECAUSE I AM CLASSED AS A WEAVER RIGHT NOW
WITH MY NEEDLE
BECAUSE I AM CLASSED AS A WEAVER RIGHT NOW
[yok huy allied society spoilers]
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
[yok huy allied society spoilers]
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
the correct way to do Deep Dungeon is as fae creatures entreating dark forces to enable them maliciously in their schemes
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the correct way to do Deep Dungeon is as fae creatures entreating dark forces to enable them maliciously in their schemes
Thinking about Summer in Marcelverse's Eighth Umbral Calamity frantically writing like Alexander Hamilton because she knows the work of fixing the timeline will outlive her, and of Thancred preserving it, and of the Exarch later showing it to Thancred on the First as a way of gaining his trust
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Thinking about Summer in Marcelverse's Eighth Umbral Calamity frantically writing like Alexander Hamilton because she knows the work of fixing the timeline will outlive her, and of Thancred preserving it, and of the Exarch later showing it to Thancred on the First as a way of gaining his trust
inspo image for the kind of fucked up shit i'm talking about
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
inspo image for the kind of fucked up shit i'm talking about
Completely randomly winding up on the same Frontlines team with one of your homies be like
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Completely randomly winding up on the same Frontlines team with one of your homies be like
i have prepared a helpful diagram for chat's edification
October 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i have prepared a helpful diagram for chat's edification
when i first read this i wasn't sure if you meant "snaps" as in reaches his mental breaking point or "snaps" as in
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
when i first read this i wasn't sure if you meant "snaps" as in reaches his mental breaking point or "snaps" as in
The Night Sky Returns To Lakeland
OR
What Happens When You've Been Keeping Yourself Company With An Allagan Clone Of Your Would-Be Girlfriend's Third Astral Era Preincarnation But Then You Go And Summon Your Actual Would-Be Girlfriend Across The Rift And Now It's Complicated
(by Fall Out Boy)
OR
What Happens When You've Been Keeping Yourself Company With An Allagan Clone Of Your Would-Be Girlfriend's Third Astral Era Preincarnation But Then You Go And Summon Your Actual Would-Be Girlfriend Across The Rift And Now It's Complicated
(by Fall Out Boy)
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Night Sky Returns To Lakeland
OR
What Happens When You've Been Keeping Yourself Company With An Allagan Clone Of Your Would-Be Girlfriend's Third Astral Era Preincarnation But Then You Go And Summon Your Actual Would-Be Girlfriend Across The Rift And Now It's Complicated
(by Fall Out Boy)
OR
What Happens When You've Been Keeping Yourself Company With An Allagan Clone Of Your Would-Be Girlfriend's Third Astral Era Preincarnation But Then You Go And Summon Your Actual Would-Be Girlfriend Across The Rift And Now It's Complicated
(by Fall Out Boy)
emet-selch consuming popcorn watching the garlean elite come to physical blows over whose eligible daughter is the prettiest and most worthy of his attention:
"my, my, choosing a diamond is so hard. i think i'd better delay my decision a little longer. three more parties at least."
"my, my, choosing a diamond is so hard. i think i'd better delay my decision a little longer. three more parties at least."
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
emet-selch consuming popcorn watching the garlean elite come to physical blows over whose eligible daughter is the prettiest and most worthy of his attention:
"my, my, choosing a diamond is so hard. i think i'd better delay my decision a little longer. three more parties at least."
"my, my, choosing a diamond is so hard. i think i'd better delay my decision a little longer. three more parties at least."
At Last, She Feels Like Herself.
(Sphene POV, 1560 Words, CW for descriptions of dissociation. Probably not a good one for Sphene/Wuk Lamat shippers. For #FFXIVWrite2025, prompt "Without A Trace".)
(Sphene POV, 1560 Words, CW for descriptions of dissociation. Probably not a good one for Sphene/Wuk Lamat shippers. For #FFXIVWrite2025, prompt "Without A Trace".)
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
At Last, She Feels Like Herself.
(Sphene POV, 1560 Words, CW for descriptions of dissociation. Probably not a good one for Sphene/Wuk Lamat shippers. For #FFXIVWrite2025, prompt "Without A Trace".)
(Sphene POV, 1560 Words, CW for descriptions of dissociation. Probably not a good one for Sphene/Wuk Lamat shippers. For #FFXIVWrite2025, prompt "Without A Trace".)
SURF'S UP BABY
September 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
SURF'S UP BABY
Marcel (@bloodwhet.etheirys.social 's WOL) has an Echo that manifests in "being able to see people's desires as quest icons" so consequently I was compelled to make this and present it without further comment.
September 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Marcel (@bloodwhet.etheirys.social 's WOL) has an Echo that manifests in "being able to see people's desires as quest icons" so consequently I was compelled to make this and present it without further comment.