And now, a word from our sponsors:

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Stranger Things have yet to be seen. . .

Listeners!
I got a chance to go behind the scenes at Big Rico's to see the magic happen--

I can't remember anything after I took this picture, and I have weird marks all over my arms now!
My tattoos won't go near those marks!

Isn't that exciting?

No one does a slice like Big Rico's
. . . no one.

And now, a word from today's sponsor:

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And now, traffic.

There is a road, just a normal road. Long and stretching far into an unknown distance.
There is a car, traveling down this road. Traveling fast and far and long.
The road does not know where it is going.
Neither does the car.

Watch for accidents on route 800.

Cats in the White House, tonight on the regularly scheduled news broadcast.

Are they invading your homes, your very lives?
Are they invading your squishy wet internals that keep you alive?
Are they controlling the country better than the reptiles?

All will be answers tonight, so stay tuned!

Tonight's episode is sponsored by this cat.
Specifically this one.
No other cats, just this one.
This one gave us money to talk about it on air, and sponsored this episode.

Thank you, feline fluffy pants friend.
Here's to you.

Tonight's show is brought to you by: LoveCraft Cthuloops

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Put the madness in your mouth
Taste the madness

*Be* the madness

Cthuloops, it's what's for breakfast!

// Cecil: Hmm. . . which story should I report on today--

The newest Old World addition to our little burg's food spots

To enter, you must be wearing your traditional meat crown!

. . . you don't want to be caught trying to enter without it

Hello, dear listeners—

¤ Cecil Gershwin Palmer RP
¤ Radio Host
¤ Proud cat owner
¤ Loves science
¤ Definitely does NOT worship a Smiling God
¤ canon/non-canon
¤ [#ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆]

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