Even if it was GOOD news at this point I think I'd say "just...stop. Nothing."

New meme format just dropped:

having children so I can raise them in a locked room for years, pure and unclouded, until at last they spontaneously produce for me the one correct take

I can't believe it's been 10 years and nobody has ever said to him on camera "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

We discovered you can only make death threats in the way that the current administration is doing

NYT will never believe you can be part of the solution unless you've spent decades being part of the problem.

There's an upstart club here that does goth nights and they occasionally do a blood rave w/ colored water