strongly recommend anyone with a mere leafblower consider leveling up, this is a dang symphony

if you are the owner of one of these establishments and found this thread: sorry, and don't worry no one follows me here, and also i am genuinely confused about this phenomenon

today it's Motorboat, but this rant has been forming since Velvet Taco and Side Piece

i dunno if this is just an atlanta thing, but it is absolutely the quickest way to make me never set foot in your restaurant. you've told me you can't stop thinking about sex long enough to make food/appropriate business decisions. i mean, cool, thanks for the heads up?

"i have the sense of humor of a 13 year old, and i don't have an easy way to explain that on my business cards"

"it worked for Hooters, which i am obviously trying to emulate"

"the industry i'm entering is rife with verbal and physical abuse. i should probably reference that in my business name"

"ah yes, thinking about oral sex will absolutely attract the sort of clientele i'm looking for at this new business venture in a notoriously unstable industry"

<3 Mark Kendall is a local treasure

it is truly wild to me. i understand i am a Sensitive Artist, Etc., but one of my primary drives is to be nice to people because they are fellow humans and i want everyone to have a nice time??

wow huh. and here i was thinking they couldn’t make tax software worse

yes the crime train, which would make crimes easy youtu.be/nkC3Nc3LqFI?...

Oh yeah, @hollyfrey.bsky.social's been doing some work with History Channel! So fun to see a familiar face up there! 💜

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