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Venus
@vlittle.bsky.social
Board Secretary for Blue Water Ally Center🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

wife to my wife💍, mom to my cats💞
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fuck a smart fridge. i want a smart bathtub. i want it to be able to keep the water at the same temperature the entire time
February 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i’m sick. here are (some of) my wack ass fever dreams i’ve been having. 🧵
January 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
off handedly mentioned to my boss that i go to sleep early and i just go straight to bed after a closing shift.

i suddenly have shifts that end about an hour before we close now instead 🥹

that’s so considerate i’ve never had a boss do something like that for me 😭
January 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
went to the dentist. x-ray lady told me i had such a small mouth she had to whip out the kids xray machine.

doctor told me my jaw is small when he told me to open my mouth as much as i could

nurse asked me if i had botox. i said no. he said “oh so you just have naturally tight lips”

😀😀😀❓❓❓
December 25, 2024 at 2:41 AM
playing a movie guessing game with the in laws

me: “my words are Freddie Mercury”

my wife, with unfounded confidence: “FRIDAY THE 13TH!!”
December 25, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Reposted by Venus
December 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM
be cautious, stay safe.
November 8, 2024 at 2:09 PM
the last week for me 🥴

•family news involving adultery, generational trauma, divorce, and multiple breakups
•the electi*n in general
•$400 charge for pump supplies needed to be paid asap that i didnt know about
•police investigation involving a nonprofit in part of
•my fish dying out of nowhere
November 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
🕸️ace moments🕸️
November 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
🕸️ wife stories 🕸️
October 20, 2024 at 8:02 AM
🕸️ threads 🕸️
October 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM
🕸️ wife sleep talking 🕸️
October 20, 2024 at 7:50 AM
🕸️ work stories 🕸️
October 20, 2024 at 7:44 AM