wife to my wife💍, mom to my cats💞
i suddenly have shifts that end about an hour before we close now instead 🥹
that’s so considerate i’ve never had a boss do something like that for me 😭
i suddenly have shifts that end about an hour before we close now instead 🥹
that’s so considerate i’ve never had a boss do something like that for me 😭
doctor told me my jaw is small when he told me to open my mouth as much as i could
nurse asked me if i had botox. i said no. he said “oh so you just have naturally tight lips”
😀😀😀❓❓❓
doctor told me my jaw is small when he told me to open my mouth as much as i could
nurse asked me if i had botox. i said no. he said “oh so you just have naturally tight lips”
😀😀😀❓❓❓
me: “my words are Freddie Mercury”
my wife, with unfounded confidence: “FRIDAY THE 13TH!!”
me: “my words are Freddie Mercury”
my wife, with unfounded confidence: “FRIDAY THE 13TH!!”
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•$400 charge for pump supplies needed to be paid asap that i didnt know about
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•my fish dying out of nowhere
•family news involving adultery, generational trauma, divorce, and multiple breakups
•the electi*n in general
•$400 charge for pump supplies needed to be paid asap that i didnt know about
•police investigation involving a nonprofit in part of
•my fish dying out of nowhere