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Vlarg
@vlarg.bsky.social
Humorist. Nihilist. Absurdist. Cocktail Snob. Podcaster. Dungeon Master.

I am a banana. I am rich in potassium.

https://geekshockpodcast.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
April 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bougie moment: ordering an off menu Three Dots and a dash at Trader Sams
#tikidrinks
#threedotsandadash
#bougie
#cocktailsnob
April 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Breakfast Old Fashioned. Because it's Saturday and fuck your liver.
#boozeforbreakfast
#idowhatiwant
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mall Madness. Played by 4 grown men. #boardgames #mallmadness
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's Twilight Imperium day! The War Sun is on the table and fear will keep the local systems in line.
#twilightimperium #boardgames #thisiscomplicated
February 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Selling board games at a game store flea market. Some games suck so bad I had to go negative on my price.
#boardgames #wtfamidoing
January 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We are getting in two Acts of Slay the Spire before dinner. #slaythespire #boardgames #DefectFTW
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
January 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
January 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
January 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Arise, arise, rollers of dice! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! 20s shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
#dnd
January 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
January 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I got a new d20 so I had to consecrate it.
December 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
December 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
December 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Last night's dinner. That's a pepper crust on that new York strip. It was ok. Deb had the bearnaise on the filet. Bleh, Bearnaise.
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Get Triggered Tuesday:
Silverware/Cutlery Drawers In Disarray 🍴
Presented for the pleasure of people with OCD
#silverware #ocd #cringe #suckitupbuttercup #ilaughatyourpain
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Slay the Spire is a great board game.
#boardgames
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
The Hobbit Cafe. My favorite bar in Houston.
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This is Joe. Deal with it.
#breakfast
December 1, 2024 at 10:45 PM
November 29, 2024 at 10:45 PM
We organized our 180+ board game collection. It takes up an entire closet and is spilling out badly. I made a spreadsheet detailing # of players, year, BGG complexity & rating & link to entry, our ratings, portability, & notes. We are SERIOUS about our board games.
#boardgames
#thisiswhyimpoor
November 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM