Vlarg
@vlarg.bsky.social
Humorist. Nihilist. Absurdist. Cocktail Snob. Podcaster. Dungeon Master.
I am a banana. I am rich in potassium.
https://geekshockpodcast.com
I am a banana. I am rich in potassium.
https://geekshockpodcast.com
Bougie moment: ordering an off menu Three Dots and a dash at Trader Sams
#tikidrinks
#threedotsandadash
#bougie
#cocktailsnob
#tikidrinks
#threedotsandadash
#bougie
#cocktailsnob
April 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bougie moment: ordering an off menu Three Dots and a dash at Trader Sams
#tikidrinks
#threedotsandadash
#bougie
#cocktailsnob
#tikidrinks
#threedotsandadash
#bougie
#cocktailsnob
The Breakfast Old Fashioned. Because it's Saturday and fuck your liver.
#boozeforbreakfast
#idowhatiwant
#boozeforbreakfast
#idowhatiwant
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Breakfast Old Fashioned. Because it's Saturday and fuck your liver.
#boozeforbreakfast
#idowhatiwant
#boozeforbreakfast
#idowhatiwant
Mall Madness. Played by 4 grown men. #boardgames #mallmadness
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mall Madness. Played by 4 grown men. #boardgames #mallmadness
It's Twilight Imperium day! The War Sun is on the table and fear will keep the local systems in line.
#twilightimperium #boardgames #thisiscomplicated
#twilightimperium #boardgames #thisiscomplicated
February 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's Twilight Imperium day! The War Sun is on the table and fear will keep the local systems in line.
#twilightimperium #boardgames #thisiscomplicated
#twilightimperium #boardgames #thisiscomplicated
Work stress is in the red. Multiple things due tomorrow. Too many meetings. Add to that, ehh, everything in the news (gestures broadly). Yet, listening to lo-fi beats, so it feels like the sky is raining fire and brimstone and I'm just bobbing my head like "this is fine". #zen #idgaf
January 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
At Cheba Hut having a sandwich and a beer before the podcast. This is the first time in days I've been outside and around other humans. Overrated. My species sucks. Know that I WILL betray you all to the alien overlords. Meatball sub is good though. #sandwiches #chebahut #humansaregarbage
January 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
At Cheba Hut having a sandwich and a beer before the podcast. This is the first time in days I've been outside and around other humans. Overrated. My species sucks. Know that I WILL betray you all to the alien overlords. Meatball sub is good though. #sandwiches #chebahut #humansaregarbage
Selling board games at a game store flea market. Some games suck so bad I had to go negative on my price.
#boardgames #wtfamidoing
#boardgames #wtfamidoing
January 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Selling board games at a game store flea market. Some games suck so bad I had to go negative on my price.
#boardgames #wtfamidoing
#boardgames #wtfamidoing
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In honor of the presidential inauguration, I am going to take drugs, sit on my couch, and seethe.
#darkesttimeline
#darkesttimeline
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In honor of the presidential inauguration, I am going to take drugs, sit on my couch, and seethe.
#darkesttimeline
#darkesttimeline
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Arise, arise, rollers of dice! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! 20s shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
#dnd
#dnd
January 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Arise, arise, rollers of dice! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! 20s shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
#dnd
#dnd
I got a new d20 so I had to consecrate it.
December 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I got a new d20 so I had to consecrate it.
A fireball affects an area with a 20 ft radius. On a square grid, that's an 8x8 grid. But I see tons of weird circle-like shapes on the internet, which makes more sense. The PH and the DMG say nothing about this. What is the official ruling? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rulesquestion
December 29, 2024 at 4:35 AM
A fireball affects an area with a 20 ft radius. On a square grid, that's an 8x8 grid. But I see tons of weird circle-like shapes on the internet, which makes more sense. The PH and the DMG say nothing about this. What is the official ruling? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rulesquestion
Last night's dinner. That's a pepper crust on that new York strip. It was ok. Deb had the bearnaise on the filet. Bleh, Bearnaise.
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Last night's dinner. That's a pepper crust on that new York strip. It was ok. Deb had the bearnaise on the filet. Bleh, Bearnaise.
Get Triggered Tuesday:
Silverware/Cutlery Drawers In Disarray 🍴
Presented for the pleasure of people with OCD
#silverware #ocd #cringe #suckitupbuttercup #ilaughatyourpain
Silverware/Cutlery Drawers In Disarray 🍴
Presented for the pleasure of people with OCD
#silverware #ocd #cringe #suckitupbuttercup #ilaughatyourpain
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Get Triggered Tuesday:
Silverware/Cutlery Drawers In Disarray 🍴
Presented for the pleasure of people with OCD
#silverware #ocd #cringe #suckitupbuttercup #ilaughatyourpain
Silverware/Cutlery Drawers In Disarray 🍴
Presented for the pleasure of people with OCD
#silverware #ocd #cringe #suckitupbuttercup #ilaughatyourpain
I will always make a house rule to overcome player elimination in board games because fuck that noise. I'm looking at you, Zombicide, who made 2nd edition somehow worse than 1st edition. 1980s board games called, they want your rules back.
#boardgames
#zombicide
#playerelimination
#lame
#boardgames
#zombicide
#playerelimination
#lame
December 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
I will always make a house rule to overcome player elimination in board games because fuck that noise. I'm looking at you, Zombicide, who made 2nd edition somehow worse than 1st edition. 1980s board games called, they want your rules back.
#boardgames
#zombicide
#playerelimination
#lame
#boardgames
#zombicide
#playerelimination
#lame
It's weird for an extrovert to wait 5 hours in the airport and not make any friends. But I managed it. Thanks, Balatro! #balatro
#extrovert
#otherpeopleareshit
#extrovert
#otherpeopleareshit
December 14, 2024 at 1:36 AM
It's weird for an extrovert to wait 5 hours in the airport and not make any friends. But I managed it. Thanks, Balatro! #balatro
#extrovert
#otherpeopleareshit
#extrovert
#otherpeopleareshit
Airport bar. Just sat next to a woman who looked like she jumped right out of vanderpump rules or one of those shitty shows. Gucci purse, bitched about traveling solo and how mean people are, her 7 ft tall baller ex husband, designer everything, pumped up lips & tits, just a caricature of a person.
December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Airport bar. Just sat next to a woman who looked like she jumped right out of vanderpump rules or one of those shitty shows. Gucci purse, bitched about traveling solo and how mean people are, her 7 ft tall baller ex husband, designer everything, pumped up lips & tits, just a caricature of a person.