Kyler Van Vliet 🦧
@vkylerv.bsky.social
finna be in the pit, no antiperspirant
… I’m on meds be nice to me
nate dogg’s number1 fan
… I’m on meds be nice to me
nate dogg’s number1 fan
I hope I see 2069
April 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hope I see 2069
20yr olds in the 90’s got hooked on Friends and I’ve never missed an episode of smosh since 2020
March 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
20yr olds in the 90’s got hooked on Friends and I’ve never missed an episode of smosh since 2020
If only Peter Jackson could’ve put his whole ussy into the Harry Potter series, my childhood would’ve been so much sicker
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If only Peter Jackson could’ve put his whole ussy into the Harry Potter series, my childhood would’ve been so much sicker
10 year old me was so disappointed..
Grape Nuts are nice because they are the only breakfast cereal with the consistency of cat litter
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
10 year old me was so disappointed..
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My cat and I have such a toxica relationship
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My cat and I have such a toxica relationship
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There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
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Me as scrolling on TikTok stops working
January 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me as scrolling on TikTok stops working
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Some different guests tonight: the mama tapir came by with her daughter for, you guessed it, bananas!
I think she was disappointed with me in that I didn't have more bananas than she expected. She also stood outside my office window hoping that I had more. I guess I have to go shopping tomorrow!
I think she was disappointed with me in that I didn't have more bananas than she expected. She also stood outside my office window hoping that I had more. I guess I have to go shopping tomorrow!
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Some different guests tonight: the mama tapir came by with her daughter for, you guessed it, bananas!
I think she was disappointed with me in that I didn't have more bananas than she expected. She also stood outside my office window hoping that I had more. I guess I have to go shopping tomorrow!
I think she was disappointed with me in that I didn't have more bananas than she expected. She also stood outside my office window hoping that I had more. I guess I have to go shopping tomorrow!
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spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
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Giant sucking sound in DC
January 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Giant sucking sound in DC
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I love seeing commercials using ‘tiktok/creators’, like catch up with the times boomers
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I love seeing commercials using ‘tiktok/creators’, like catch up with the times boomers
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
all work and no tiktok makes Kyler a dull he/him
January 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
all work and no tiktok makes Kyler a dull he/him