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@vjm.es
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I have no way of proving it, but the new crappy Microsoft 365 app icons look like they were at least partially generated by AI…
James Doakes from the show Dexter looking suspiciously out from his car
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Good morning to everyone except Tata Communications. Want to explain why you’re advertising 1.1.1.0/24? 🧐
July 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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TFW: You’re the next Liberal leader needing to put together a front-bench and you’re scouring the “talent” that’s left
A Liberal candidate momentarily forgetting how many investment properties she forgot to tell the electorate about
May 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I'd like to congratulate Cities Skyline 2 for finally (re)discovering the concept of homeless people in their -checks notes- ...city simulator.
A graph from cities skyline 2 showing the homeless population at 0 until the most recent game update which started tracking the homeless population of a city. A screenshot of a homeless person and their details within a cities skyline 2 city.
March 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Found in the lobby: The sand saga continues
A bag of sand in a plastic bag on the floor of a lobby with a note outlining that it was wrongly delivered with no further information
February 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Found in the elevator: My building has a sand problem
A sign posted in an elevator outlining an undelivered and unexpected 15kg bag of sand
February 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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New Nvidia 'Blackwell' generation of GPUs announced and... the pricing isn't terrible?
Slidedeck detailing the details and pricing of the new nvidia blackwell GPUs starting at $549 for the 5070 up to the $1999 GTX 5090
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Volvo calling their internal combustion cars "Mild hybrids" is... a choice™️
December 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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My Spotify wrapped continues it’s long tradition of being a catastrophic collision of tastes
Top Artists 1 cassö 2 Kendrick Lamar 3 Ehrling 4 MGMT 5 Skrillex Minutes Listened 9,816 Top Songs 1 Prada 2 Little Dark Age 3 Not Like Us 4 Sthlm Sunset 5 Fine Day Anthem
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Got around to finishing Zelda: Echos of Wisdom, saved the world and got to wear a catsuit doing so!
Princess Zelda standing next to Link, surrounded by other characters from the game Legend of Zelda Echos of Wisdom
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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Same vibe:
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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X-PAN-AUTHCHECK: off
Lisa simpson kitchen meme - Lisa looking exasperated at an empty plate
November 20, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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Pictured: AWS admins jamming as many services as possible through a single IPv4 address since AWS started charging per-address, per-hour
Simpsons meme where Mr. Burn's doctor pushes through a visual representation of many virus plushies trying to all squeeze through at door at the same time.
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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I’m running the AM4 equivalent of this! It’s a very solid little board.
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Wonder how much of X/Twitter recategorising as a “news” app had to do with hiding how much it fell off as a social media app and how much was Musk’s ego.
November 13, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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KFC has a new burger, but it's specifically *not *available in my city? 🤨😐
An advertising sign on a footpath displaying a new Tower Burger at KFC. The same advertising sign stating "Not in Wollongong and not forever"
November 10, 2024 at 6:58 AM