"I bribed the bribe-taker in exchange for vague promises of quid pro quo," explained the bribe-payer, bribingly.

Is "quiet time" a technical term?

hear me out: consolidate both World's Fairs into the third star from the left, and make the fourth star Chicago's fight against ICE

meanwhile he's blowing everyone...err, everything else voters care about

sadly I can't join the mob dunking on this because I made a joke about all the stuff that's happened in Derry as I was walking out of the theater.

imagine Evel Knievel-ing over this bad boy

I had a blast!

Also 186k dead people receiving SNAP benefits (which, lmfao there's no fucking way but let's pretend) are receiving *credit* on an EBT card with specific clawback rules if unused.

I know it's largely about bodily autonomy and institutionalized misogyny, but what if young women just have a better radar for the impending American century of humiliation?

even if he can't be jailed anymore, I deeply hope kissinger is in them

most elected politicians are like if a self-preservation instinct achieved sentience

wow the APPRENTICE guy is a pedophile that show was dope