Deeply envious since I just scraped 1/4 inch coating of ice off my car and sidewalk.

No wonder they were all about Hillary’s emails. They assumed that’s where EVERYONE talked about their crimes.

Oh no :( Monday Mondaying hard.

Noooo

I'm pretty sure "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" is like 50% of my sense of humor.

The besssst!

Ugh that's so disappointing! The Residence was so good.

Oh no. I'm so sorry. It feels like they were just kittens!

Thought they said it was one-time? Wouldn't surprise me if there were different instructions in different areas. (Also not sure anyone paid attention, considering the immediate supervision on the Five Things emails.)

Meanwhile they also dropped a Friday at 4 memo that seemed to require us to report a "fraud, waste, and abuse" issue to our supervisors only to back off 15 minutes later with "if you feel comfortable doing so."

I mean have you lived before you've had Roast Ox chips?

Have you read the Invisible Library series? I always recommend them.