Victoria
@visbitchy.bsky.social
Neighborhood Law Knower (Opinions are my own). Prison Abolitionist. Exhausted.
Hearing reports that Dick Cheney is off to investigate whether or not there are WMDs in hell
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hearing reports that Dick Cheney is off to investigate whether or not there are WMDs in hell
I think the Mormons shot him
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think the Mormons shot him
How do I explain to podcast advertisers that their move to Ohio propaganda is wasted on me because I'd rather eat glass than live in the Midwest
March 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How do I explain to podcast advertisers that their move to Ohio propaganda is wasted on me because I'd rather eat glass than live in the Midwest
Insane TV truck in center city (this is not the most unhinged quote on the truck, just the only one I managed to get a photo of)
March 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Insane TV truck in center city (this is not the most unhinged quote on the truck, just the only one I managed to get a photo of)
Work canceled on Friday for the parade, Monday is a holiday four day weekend thank you to the Philadelphia Eagles
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Work canceled on Friday for the parade, Monday is a holiday four day weekend thank you to the Philadelphia Eagles
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eat shit go birds
February 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
eat shit go birds
Shout out to me for getting my tax return before the government collapsed
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Shout out to me for getting my tax return before the government collapsed
The thing is these freaks want to be able to drop a hard r and also not face any of the social consequences.
i think people who complain about the language police are, by and large, just cowards. say whatever you want! no one is going to stop you. but people may judge you or even, if you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong person, pop you in the mouth. but that’s life!
January 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The thing is these freaks want to be able to drop a hard r and also not face any of the social consequences.
If you write "investor opportunity" in your zillow listing I should be allowed to hit you. I don't want an investment opportunity I want a house. To live in.
January 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you write "investor opportunity" in your zillow listing I should be allowed to hit you. I don't want an investment opportunity I want a house. To live in.
This is where my partner grew up! Some of the kids who were sentenced died by suicide. I'd like to politely suggest the same ending for these judges ❤️❤️❤️
WOW.
One of the people who got their sentenced commuted by Biden was one of the Kids-for-Cash judges who accepted kickbacks in exchange for sentencing over 2,500 kids to a for-profit prison.
Some of the kids ended up taking their own lives.
These sentences had a devastating impact on them.
One of the people who got their sentenced commuted by Biden was one of the Kids-for-Cash judges who accepted kickbacks in exchange for sentencing over 2,500 kids to a for-profit prison.
Some of the kids ended up taking their own lives.
These sentences had a devastating impact on them.
Biden commutes sentence for Kids-for-Cash judge
Former Luzerne County Judge Michael T. Conahan, who gained notoriety for wrongfully imprisoning juveniles in the Kids-for-Cash scandal, is one of nearly 1,500 inmates whose sentences President Joe …
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December 13, 2024 at 5:33 AM
This is where my partner grew up! Some of the kids who were sentenced died by suicide. I'd like to politely suggest the same ending for these judges ❤️❤️❤️
What if me and the girlies moved to the middle of nowhere and bought property and built a big treehouse
December 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
What if me and the girlies moved to the middle of nowhere and bought property and built a big treehouse
This morning my rental car flashed a message on my screen telling me to "consider taking a break" and idk maybe I'm in a mood but that feels so passive aggressive lol
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 PM
This morning my rental car flashed a message on my screen telling me to "consider taking a break" and idk maybe I'm in a mood but that feels so passive aggressive lol
Calling the NYPD to give them a hot tip on the shooter's name (Bofa Deeznuts)
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Calling the NYPD to give them a hot tip on the shooter's name (Bofa Deeznuts)
Working on my Christmas gift for my dad, I need to find the confidence to believe I can actually have this done before Christmas
December 3, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Working on my Christmas gift for my dad, I need to find the confidence to believe I can actually have this done before Christmas
To my surprise and delight I JUST remembered that I got the fancy $200 Christmas tree for $70 last year
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 AM
To my surprise and delight I JUST remembered that I got the fancy $200 Christmas tree for $70 last year
My partner pulled my dad for family secret Santa and asked me what he wants. I said a hot tub. I think the funniest possible thing he could do is get him a model hot tub
November 29, 2024 at 4:55 AM
My partner pulled my dad for family secret Santa and asked me what he wants. I said a hot tub. I think the funniest possible thing he could do is get him a model hot tub
Trying to convince my whole family to go to Cancun for Thanksgiving next year and holy shit it might actually work???
November 29, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Trying to convince my whole family to go to Cancun for Thanksgiving next year and holy shit it might actually work???
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Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
Thinking of getting my partner some Lego sets for Christmas because he expressed interest, is it selfish to only get him sets I want as decorations in my house??
November 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Thinking of getting my partner some Lego sets for Christmas because he expressed interest, is it selfish to only get him sets I want as decorations in my house??
I have been annoyed for two straight days now, we should not have work this week.
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I have been annoyed for two straight days now, we should not have work this week.
Seems like my pneumonia has cleared up, we now return to our regularly scheduled migraine
November 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Seems like my pneumonia has cleared up, we now return to our regularly scheduled migraine
I remember once my mom and I were discussing crime statistic and I was like "stranger child abduction basically doesn't happen" and she asked if it was rare, why could she point to famous cases. The news covers it because it's rare. They aren't running breaking segments that the sky is blue???
“Why do so many Americans believe crime is up when it’s down? A dude who has been a New York Times columnist for thirty years will explain it’s because Democrats don’t address crime. But first, Caylee Anthony would have been 19 this year. Would she have had a hot girl summer?”
November 10, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I remember once my mom and I were discussing crime statistic and I was like "stranger child abduction basically doesn't happen" and she asked if it was rare, why could she point to famous cases. The news covers it because it's rare. They aren't running breaking segments that the sky is blue???