Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
https://virtuousinsect.straw.page
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors and taboo dni
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors and taboo dni
Pinned
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
“Well, that’s to be expected. I’m sure even then he still cared for you— no one wants to hurt someone they care for.”
"With how John can fight...I pity anyone that tries. He went easy on me."
“I’m sure Tomio’s used to it at this point.”
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Well, that’s to be expected. I’m sure even then he still cared for you— no one wants to hurt someone they care for.”
“I’m sure Tomio’s used to it at this point.”
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
"It still feels awkward... I mean that I literally chased him through the forest trying to kill him."
“Kind of?” he mused with a laugh. “What a strong drive.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
“I’m sure Tomio’s used to it at this point.”
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
This is meant to be a joke, but it’s worded way too seriously…
“Kind of?” he mused with a laugh. “What a strong drive.”
"John is way too forgiving for his own good... And I kind of care if Tomio forgives me."
“John seems more forgiving than Tomio, at least. I strongly doubt you care for 𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙤'𝙨 approval or forgiveness.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“Kind of?” he mused with a laugh. “What a strong drive.”
“John seems more forgiving than Tomio, at least. I strongly doubt you care for 𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙤'𝙨 approval or forgiveness.”
"That's true..."
“Maybe, who can truly say?”
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“John seems more forgiving than Tomio, at least. I strongly doubt you care for 𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙤'𝙨 approval or forgiveness.”
“Maybe, who can truly say?”
"Two years in my case of seriously trying because I was jealous is fair."
“Fair enough. Aha… Tomio still holds the more recent attempt I made against him against me and it’s been almost 2 years at this point. He’s slow to come around, though we are still friends despite it.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“Maybe, who can truly say?”
This is incredibly tempting to Ume, honestly.
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
"Wanna camp at my home for the winter? I'll keep you toasty warm.."
💕
Sliding two warm hands under his shirt. Resting them against his lower back.
💕
Sliding two warm hands under his shirt. Resting them against his lower back.
“If I’m allowed to, yes.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is incredibly tempting to Ume, honestly.
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
“If I’m allowed to, yes.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
This was new..
Eden snaking both arms around Ume's waist and giving him a soft squeeze.
"Are you going to use me as a heat source all winter..?" 💕
Eden snaking both arms around Ume's waist and giving him a soft squeeze.
"Are you going to use me as a heat source all winter..?" 💕
Ume moves to press his body against Eden’s, wrapping his arms around them with a sigh of relief.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“If I’m allowed to, yes.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
He weakly nodded his head.
“I don’t fair well with the cold.”
“Fair enough. Aha… Tomio still holds the more recent attempt I made against him against me and it’s been almost 2 years at this point. He’s slow to come around, though we are still friends despite it.”
"It sounds like they're willing, yes. Just still hesitant."
“Ah. Well…”
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
“Fair enough. Aha… Tomio still holds the more recent attempt I made against him against me and it’s been almost 2 years at this point. He’s slow to come around, though we are still friends despite it.”
“Ah. Well…”
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
"Feels like a work in progress...'
“Hopefully neither of them hold it against you either…”
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Ah. Well…”
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
Ume knows Tomio holds grudges. Maybe not as severely as 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 person in his friend group, but… Still. He definitely holds them.
He can’t say anything about Alistair, though. He doesn’t know him well.
“I’m sure it’ll at least be forgotten about in time.” he gave a reassuring smile.
“Hopefully neither of them hold it against you either…”
"I know you don't. Probably why you forgot."
“I don’t hold it against you. I mean, technically it would be hypocritical for me to. I tried to kill both of them two, just for separate reasons.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“Hopefully neither of them hold it against you either…”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
I can fix them.
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I can fix them.
“I don’t hold it against you. I mean, technically it would be hypocritical for me to. I tried to kill both of them two, just for separate reasons.”
"...But I'm trying to be better after that. I do feel guilty, still."
“Aah…”
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“I don’t hold it against you. I mean, technically it would be hypocritical for me to. I tried to kill both of them two, just for separate reasons.”
“Aah…”
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
"...Forget I almost killed Tomio and John from jealousy?"
“A little jealousy is healthy, just not too much. It can easily cause issues.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Aah…”
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
He did forget about that judging by the look on his face.
… He’s not too sure if he wants Alex to meet Mitsue if that’s the lengths his jealousy can get to.
“I guess I had…” he awkwardly scratched at his cheek.
Ume moves to press his body against Eden’s, wrapping his arms around them with a sigh of relief.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
Holds their arms out.
“….”
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ume moves to press his body against Eden’s, wrapping his arms around them with a sigh of relief.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
“Warm,” he mumbled.
“….”
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
⬅️ Is very warm.
Ume does NOT fair well in the cold.
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“….”
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
Cue the grabby hands. Eden is going to be used as a personal heater whether they like it or not.
Ume does NOT fair well in the cold.
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ume does NOT fair well in the cold.
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
Now that it’s snowing, he wants to scream.
Time to bundle up with a warm drink….
Yawn.
He’s been up all night…
He’s been up all night…
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yawn.
He’s been up all night…
He’s been up all night…
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ume got assigned to yet another sinner. It was a nice few weeks without having to worry about his duties…
This job depresses the hell out of him.
This job depresses the hell out of him.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ume got assigned to yet another sinner. It was a nice few weeks without having to worry about his duties…
This job depresses the hell out of him.
This job depresses the hell out of him.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“A little jealousy is healthy, just not too much. It can easily cause issues.”
"It's an ugly emotion. I'd be a horrible person if I tried to, let alone boyfriend."
“I’ll trust you on that,” he hummed, “you don’t seem like the type to try and go out of your way to try and intentionally make someone jealous , thankfully.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“A little jealousy is healthy, just not too much. It can easily cause issues.”
“I’ll trust you on that,” he hummed, “you don’t seem like the type to try and go out of your way to try and intentionally make someone jealous , thankfully.”
"I promise not to give you a reason to."
“So, you don’t need to worry about me getting jealous.” he laughed.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I’ll trust you on that,” he hummed, “you don’t seem like the type to try and go out of your way to try and intentionally make someone jealous , thankfully.”
“So, you don’t need to worry about me getting jealous.” he laughed.
"And I very much appreciate it."
“Aha… I try to be understanding.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“So, you don’t need to worry about me getting jealous.” he laughed.