Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
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parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
Pinned
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
“Don’t need to dream there, I already am one. I’m a hybrid of a praying mantis and a locust.”
Weird, Ume 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 pretty human…
“Well, in my true form I am, at least.”
Weird, Ume 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 pretty human…
“Well, in my true form I am, at least.”
"To dream of being a insect?"
“Okay? So? … I can dream.”
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
“Don’t need to dream there, I already am one. I’m a hybrid of a praying mantis and a locust.”
Weird, Ume 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 pretty human…
“Well, in my true form I am, at least.”
Weird, Ume 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 pretty human…
“Well, in my true form I am, at least.”
“Okay? So? … I can dream.”
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
"This feels oddly... specific."
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“Okay? So? … I can dream.”
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
Oddly specific and oddly defensive!
“Ugh… The cold sucks…”
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Ugh… The cold sucks…”
【 ♡ 】DON'T PERCEIVE ME
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
…. eboy au ume?
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
…. eboy au ume?
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
and it should be an honor to be like the lamb; slaughtered and bludgeoned beneath the almighty's hand.
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
and it should be an honor to be like the lamb; slaughtered and bludgeoned beneath the almighty's hand.
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
Is it truly Eve's fault for consuming the apple when the serpent tricked her? Can we really blame those who went down a wrong path for being tricked with the idea that it ended with roses?...Of course we can.
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is it truly Eve's fault for consuming the apple when the serpent tricked her? Can we really blame those who went down a wrong path for being tricked with the idea that it ended with roses?...Of course we can.
“I think it would be rather impossible to be ordinary when you hail from heaven.” he laughed slightly with a warm smile.
“Perhaps so. I’m unsure who named me, really… I know I chose my own surname, though. I just remember being called Ume as far as I can remember.”
“Perhaps so. I’m unsure who named me, really… I know I chose my own surname, though. I just remember being called Ume as far as I can remember.”
〝 I can sense that you are far from being ordinary. You are ... blessed with many talents as I am. 〞
The Archangel doesn't want to look authoritative, but humble as well.
〝 This proves that that kid was right. 〞
The Archangel doesn't want to look authoritative, but humble as well.
〝 This proves that that kid was right. 〞
“I as well can heal, as well as manipulate light and qi… Amongst other things.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“I think it would be rather impossible to be ordinary when you hail from heaven.” he laughed slightly with a warm smile.
“Perhaps so. I’m unsure who named me, really… I know I chose my own surname, though. I just remember being called Ume as far as I can remember.”
“Perhaps so. I’m unsure who named me, really… I know I chose my own surname, though. I just remember being called Ume as far as I can remember.”
“I as well can heal, as well as manipulate light and qi… Amongst other things.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
〝 I suppose I can. Oh, I also have healing powers. Oh man, I was blessed with tons of talents. 〞
Shrugging whilst maintaining the smirk.
〝 I kept it because it's easy to remember, not the sound or meaning. 〞
Shrugging whilst maintaining the smirk.
〝 I kept it because it's easy to remember, not the sound or meaning. 〞
“It is a learned ability. I am sure you could also perform them as well.”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“I as well can heal, as well as manipulate light and qi… Amongst other things.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
Ume is trying to remain humble in the presence of someone higher than him.
“Easy to remember? I suppose to a degree it is.”
“It is a learned ability. I am sure you could also perform them as well.”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
〝 Huh? I thought that only priests performed exorcism(?). Maybe I was mistaken── 〞
Eye roll.
〝 Very well then. A german kid named me after their deceased father, because I, somehow, resembled him. That's what the kid told me. They also gave me a surname: Engels... Engelskrieger. Purely German. 〞
Eye roll.
〝 Very well then. A german kid named me after their deceased father, because I, somehow, resembled him. That's what the kid told me. They also gave me a surname: Engels... Engelskrieger. Purely German. 〞
“Hm… Yes, I suppose so. I am also an exorcist, but not on God’s orders. Those are on orders of the spirit world to keep balance between humans and youkai.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“It is a learned ability. I am sure you could also perform them as well.”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
Ume waved a hand dismissively.
“Is that so now? Ha… And you kept the name for what reason? Just like the sound of it?”
“Hm… Yes, I suppose so. I am also an exorcist, but not on God’s orders. Those are on orders of the spirit world to keep balance between humans and youkai.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
〝 Sin reporting must be the * easiest task ever. It's unfortunate that I haven't been appointed to it. 〞 a murmur.
〝 There's a funny story behind this common name, my real name is a secret to everybody. Buuut you can call me whatever you like. Yeah, though better late than never. 〞
〝 There's a funny story behind this common name, my real name is a secret to everybody. Buuut you can call me whatever you like. Yeah, though better late than never. 〞
“Ah? What a big responsibility. I am lucky then to only be tasked with sin reporting…” he mumbled.
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“Hm… Yes, I suppose so. I am also an exorcist, but not on God’s orders. Those are on orders of the spirit world to keep balance between humans and youkai.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
He raised a brow.
“Is that so now…? Well, I shall call you Kyle as that is the name you gave.”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 you 𝕯𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑 like 𝐬̲𝐧̲𝐨̲𝐰̲ .. and I know that I'm 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𓈒
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 you 𝕯𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑 like 𝐬̲𝐧̲𝐨̲𝐰̲ .. and I know that I'm 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𓈒
“Ah? What a big responsibility. I am lucky then to only be tasked with sin reporting…” he mumbled.
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
〝 It's okay. Most creatures can't make a difference between angels and archangels. 〞
A wave in dismissal, followed by smirk.
〝 Yeah, and I carry the weight of spreading God's Word, watching over mortals... and so on. Pleased to meet you, Ume. I'm Ha-- I mean, Kyle. That's it...! 〞
A wave in dismissal, followed by smirk.
〝 Yeah, and I carry the weight of spreading God's Word, watching over mortals... and so on. Pleased to meet you, Ume. I'm Ha-- I mean, Kyle. That's it...! 〞
“Oh! My apologies. I do not believe I have ever had the pleasure of meeting one…”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Ah? What a big responsibility. I am lucky then to only be tasked with sin reporting…” he mumbled.
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
“Kyle? I see.” a warm smile graced Ume’s thin lips. “A shame we have never met till now.”
“Oh! My apologies. I do not believe I have ever had the pleasure of meeting one…”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
〝 No─── I'm ... an Archangel! 〞
He said, pointing to himself and pulling a "😧" face. He didn't want to be mistaken for a standard angel.
He said, pointing to himself and pulling a "😧" face. He didn't want to be mistaken for a standard angel.
“Ha, you never have heard of us? Color me surprised. I take it you are just a standard angel? Nothing wrong with that, of course.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“Oh! My apologies. I do not believe I have ever had the pleasure of meeting one…”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
Ume’s a little embarrassed about the status mess up.
“You are much higher in status than I am, I believe… Where are my manners? I am Ume Satou. It is nice to meet you.”
“Ha, you never have heard of us? Color me surprised. I take it you are just a standard angel? Nothing wrong with that, of course.”
The Archangel scratches his head slightly whilst paying attention to Ume's utterance.
〝 Shoukera? Why hasn't God told me about them yet? It's a good think I just met one! 〞
〝 Shoukera? Why hasn't God told me about them yet? It's a good think I just met one! 〞
Ume made a hand tilting motion.
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“Ha, you never have heard of us? Color me surprised. I take it you are just a standard angel? Nothing wrong with that, of course.”
Ume made a hand tilting motion.
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
❓️ from Heaven? Like him? Colour the Archangel curious.
〝 Are you, by the way, an angel too? 〞
〝 Are you, by the way, an angel too? 〞
“Oh? That is fair. I suppose you would be, if you are also from heaven like me.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ume made a hand tilting motion.
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
“I hail from the heavens and was created by God, but my kind are called shoukera… We record the sins of mankind for the Gods. That’s our purpose.”
“Oh? That is fair. I suppose you would be, if you are also from heaven like me.”
〝 Already blessed. 〞
Nodding in return, his enormous wings fluttering...
Nodding in return, his enormous wings fluttering...
“May He also bless you.” he gave a small nod while smiling warmly.
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Oh? That is fair. I suppose you would be, if you are also from heaven like me.”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
i can’t be soft. i can’t let my guard down. i can’t be vulnerable, because they’ll all learn who i really am. i don’t want them to know how weak and pathetic i truly am. fragility is a curse.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i can’t be soft. i can’t let my guard down. i can’t be vulnerable, because they’ll all learn who i really am. i don’t want them to know how weak and pathetic i truly am. fragility is a curse.
“May He also bless you.” he gave a small nod while smiling warmly.
〝 Finally someone here who agrees. May God, the LORD, bless you. 〞
“So true, so true.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“May He also bless you.” he gave a small nod while smiling warmly.
“So true, so true.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
〝 In the name of * GOD we go to Heaven! 〞
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“So true, so true.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
ume, looks like a sub but is secretly a dom 😭 no one expects the spanish inquisition….. /ref /j
ume, looks like a sub but is secretly a dom 😭 no one expects the spanish inquisition….. /ref /j
𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙸𝙴 .ᐟ
He looks like an uke to me 👀
Oof, same. I just don't have time for that stuff anymore...
He looks like an uke to me 👀
Oof, same. I just don't have time for that stuff anymore...
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
ume, looks like a sub but is secretly a dom 😭 no one expects the spanish inquisition….. /ref /j
ume, looks like a sub but is secretly a dom 😭 no one expects the spanish inquisition….. /ref /j
𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙸𝙴 .ᐟ
Yos(uke) is a switch too, leaning towards dominant (and silly) guys.
He's much like an uke sasoi (aggressive submissive).
Yos(uke) is a switch too, leaning towards dominant (and silly) guys.
He's much like an uke sasoi (aggressive submissive).
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)
𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙸𝙴 .ᐟ
Haha. Meanwhile.... Yosuke being an uke─── 💔
Haha. Meanwhile.... Yosuke being an uke─── 💔
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
cw kinda nsfw //
i just misread my own ocs name as uke instead of ume.
bros not even a bottom— 😭
cw kinda nsfw //
i just misread my own ocs name as uke instead of ume.
bros not even a bottom— 😭
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)
technically all my ocs are switches, but they have leans…. ie tomio is a sub lean but ume is a dom lean 😭
(so i guess they’re all seke? i think that’s the switch equivalent…..)