Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
a shoukera who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
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parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
Pinned
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❝If today was your last day
and tomorrow was too late
Could you say
goodbye to yesterday?❞
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❝If today was your last day
and tomorrow was too late
Could you say
goodbye to yesterday?❞
───── ⋆⋅☯️🪲⋅⋆ ─────
February 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He looked a bit awkward, but he sighed and handed over the money for it.
Amazing that Ume has US currency, but we’re ignoring that plot hole. I mean—
“Very well.”
Amazing that Ume has US currency, but we’re ignoring that plot hole. I mean—
“Very well.”
Adam gave a smile as he soon handed over a very large cookie. It was as big as his own hand.
"Have this one. It's only four dollars, USD. It's a chocolate hazelnut cookie. The cookie is chocolate itself too."
"Have this one. It's only four dollars, USD. It's a chocolate hazelnut cookie. The cookie is chocolate itself too."
Ume rolled his eyes.
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
He looked a bit awkward, but he sighed and handed over the money for it.
Amazing that Ume has US currency, but we’re ignoring that plot hole. I mean—
“Very well.”
Amazing that Ume has US currency, but we’re ignoring that plot hole. I mean—
“Very well.”
Ume rolled his eyes.
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
"Buying cookies and cupcakes from me."
“Do I dare ask what?”
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Ume rolled his eyes.
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
“Fine. They were decent enough last time.”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
do you think even the worst person can change...?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
do you think even the worst person can change...?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
“If you are not planning on that, then what 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you doing?” he huffed.
"is one so simple minded to assume we would chose violence in such cases?"
He'd ask turning back to the hive and slowly raising the stick.
He'd ask turning back to the hive and slowly raising the stick.
“Do not hit the beehive or light it on fire.” he glared.
February 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“If you are not planning on that, then what 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you doing?” he huffed.
“Do I dare ask what?”
"Wanna know what else is fun?"
“I am not pathetic!” he huffed, somewhat embarrassed. “Like I said, I am too busy with work. Besides, bothering you 𝙞𝙨 fun.”
February 18, 2026 at 10:19 AM
“Do I dare ask what?”
“Do not hit the beehive or light it on fire.” he glared.
"Do not what?"
He'd turn to face him, grip on the stick tightening slightly.
He'd turn to face him, grip on the stick tightening slightly.
"𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩."
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
“Do not hit the beehive or light it on fire.” he glared.
“I am not pathetic!” he huffed, somewhat embarrassed. “Like I said, I am too busy with work. Besides, bothering you 𝙞𝙨 fun.”
"But you're not too busy to come bother me? Pathetic. Go flirt or something... Go have fun with someone instead of bothering me. Live your life."
“M—maybe. I am too busy with work to really date, though.”
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
“I am not pathetic!” he huffed, somewhat embarrassed. “Like I said, I am too busy with work. Besides, bothering you 𝙞𝙨 fun.”
"𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩."
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
Don't mind him just staring up at a beehive, a stick in his hand.
A stick that's on fire with holy light.
A stick that's on fire with holy light.
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 AM
"𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩."
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
Bug boy is gonna protect those bees!
<— wants a boyfriend really bad but has practically given up on the idea of ever being treated well by them so he doesn’t bother.
February 18, 2026 at 9:59 AM
<— wants a boyfriend really bad but has practically given up on the idea of ever being treated well by them so he doesn’t bother.
“M—maybe. I am too busy with work to really date, though.”
"Yeah, yeah... If you do, lemme know about it then. Maybe we'll go on double dates."
“Hmpf! See? I have no reason to be jealous of him. Besides, I could easily get a boyfriend if I so desired!”
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 AM
“M—maybe. I am too busy with work to really date, though.”
“Hmpf! See? I have no reason to be jealous of him. Besides, I could easily get a boyfriend if I so desired!”
"Hm... A good one. Then I'm glad you have some friends to make you happy."
Ah, a genuine compliment.
Ah, a genuine compliment.
“That is…”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
“Hmpf! See? I have no reason to be jealous of him. Besides, I could easily get a boyfriend if I so desired!”
“That is…”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
"Then what is making you happy? Hm?"
“Ha! Do not make me laugh! Me? Jealous of that 𝙟𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞? I am plenty happy as is!”
February 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
“That is…”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
Sin recording! … No, it depresses him.
Exorcising spirits! … Also depresses him.
His god and father Houou! … He treats Ume like a neglectful father would his child.
His friends! … Yeah, that’s one.
“My friends Mitsue and Orochi.”
“Ha! Do not make me laugh! Me? Jealous of that 𝙟𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞? I am plenty happy as is!”
"Good that's the point. And you're probably just jealous because he's happy."
“It’s definitely working…” he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “And especially making me uncomfortable. Go have sex with Tomio or something instead of awkwardly making advances to me.”
February 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
“Ha! Do not make me laugh! Me? Jealous of that 𝙟𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞? I am plenty happy as is!”
“It’s definitely working…” he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “And especially making me uncomfortable. Go have sex with Tomio or something instead of awkwardly making advances to me.”
"... Uh, yes I am? He gave me permission to make you annoyed y'know. And he doesn't care how I do it—"
“I—??? Are you 𝙣𝙤𝙩 dating Tomio? Or are you two just open?”
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
February 18, 2026 at 9:19 AM
“It’s definitely working…” he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “And especially making me uncomfortable. Go have sex with Tomio or something instead of awkwardly making advances to me.”
“I—??? Are you 𝙣𝙤𝙩 dating Tomio? Or are you two just open?”
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
"You heard me..."
Yeah 🅱️ug 🅱️oy. You heard him.
Now Adam is smirking with his tongue out in between his index and middle fingers... Gross.
Yeah 🅱️ug 🅱️oy. You heard him.
Now Adam is smirking with his tongue out in between his index and middle fingers... Gross.
Oh god. Ume choked on his spit.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
February 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
“I—??? Are you 𝙣𝙤𝙩 dating Tomio? Or are you two just open?”
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
… Does this imply he would actually do it? Oh god.
Oh god. Ume choked on his spit.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
"Yesss... Jeez. Scared of being poisoned, why don't you just have me to eat instead."
What the fuck.
Adam why?
What the fuck.
Adam why?
“Can I trust you to not poison me?” he asked, his tone sounding both bored and dubious.
February 18, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Oh god. Ume choked on his spit.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
“I—I beg your pardon!?” he managed between coughs.
“Can I trust you to not poison me?” he asked, his tone sounding both bored and dubious.
He sighed. "Fine."
He stands normally.
"So do you wanna buy or not?"
He stands normally.
"So do you wanna buy or not?"
Cue a deadpan stare.
“Do not make me hit you.”
“Do not make me hit you.”
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
“Can I trust you to not poison me?” he asked, his tone sounding both bored and dubious.
Cue a deadpan stare.
“Do not make me hit you.”
“Do not make me hit you.”
He leans against the wall like some Chad and smirks.
"Hey cutie, you wanna buy some cookies or cupcakes?"
"Hey cutie, you wanna buy some cookies or cupcakes?"
February 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Cue a deadpan stare.
“Do not make me hit you.”
“Do not make me hit you.”
“Is that why you’re in my lap? Because you recognized me?” he laughed slightly. “What an interesting greeting.”
a warm smile.
“ i’m glad. ”
“ i’m glad. ”
“But of course.” he nodded his head.
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
“Is that why you’re in my lap? Because you recognized me?” he laughed slightly. “What an interesting greeting.”
“…Perchance.”
A smirk appears on his lips.
"Then I guess that means I will be alone for a while until then, yes?"
"Then I guess that means I will be alone for a while until then, yes?"
“…I shall figure it out eventually.” he averted his gaze.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
“…Perchance.”
“But of course.” he nodded his head.
“ good to see me again? ”
“Ah! So it is you!”
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
“But of course.” he nodded his head.
“Ah! So it is you!”
“ ume? ”
she smiled softly.
she smiled softly.
He hummed weakly, looking over her.
“…..Zatanna, correct?”
“…..Zatanna, correct?”
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
“Ah! So it is you!”
“…I shall figure it out eventually.” he averted his gaze.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.
"Hmm... Yes. But now what will you even do? Gonna act like you're glued to my hip?"
“Perfect. Glad we are on the same page then~.”
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
“…I shall figure it out eventually.” he averted his gaze.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.
He didn’t think he’d get this far.