What's with these homies dissing his girl? Has that joke been made yet?
April 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What's with these homies dissing his girl? Has that joke been made yet?
I thought Summerall's kid was supposed to keep the nutters out of the Oval.
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I thought Summerall's kid was supposed to keep the nutters out of the Oval.
It looks like the lazy Trump fucks put as much research into this tariff plan as they did his J6 pardons.
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It looks like the lazy Trump fucks put as much research into this tariff plan as they did his J6 pardons.
Bruce Pearl is a cheater. Kelvin Sampson is a cheater.
March 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Bruce Pearl is a cheater. Kelvin Sampson is a cheater.
Ruth's Chris proves you can have a successful business with a stupid fucking name.
March 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ruth's Chris proves you can have a successful business with a stupid fucking name.
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It's so clear that this has become a fixation for Trump simply because it was a throwaway line that earned ridicule, and he's a clinical narcissist who cannot ever admit to error or fault.
It's the crowd sizes thing all over again, or when he sharpied the hurricane map. He cannot abide humiliation.
It's the crowd sizes thing all over again, or when he sharpied the hurricane map. He cannot abide humiliation.
INGRAHAM: You're tougher with Canada than you are with our biggest adversaries. Why?
TRUMP: Only because it's meant to be our 51st state. One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada.
TRUMP: Only because it's meant to be our 51st state. One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada.
March 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's so clear that this has become a fixation for Trump simply because it was a throwaway line that earned ridicule, and he's a clinical narcissist who cannot ever admit to error or fault.
It's the crowd sizes thing all over again, or when he sharpied the hurricane map. He cannot abide humiliation.
It's the crowd sizes thing all over again, or when he sharpied the hurricane map. He cannot abide humiliation.
I had AI make a song from Obama's "You Didn't Build That Speech." Uplifting!
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February 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I had AI make a song from Obama's "You Didn't Build That Speech." Uplifting!
Check out my song made on Suno! suno.com/song/ed5f42f0-f424-4edf-883e-68951ea7758c
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These cabinet nominees could drool and swear their way through the hearings and they'd still be confirmed by these castrated Republican senators.
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
These cabinet nominees could drool and swear their way through the hearings and they'd still be confirmed by these castrated Republican senators.
Tomorrow's executive order will be banning "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tomorrow's executive order will be banning "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
Okay, so maybe Congress doesn't want term limits or cognitive tests but can we make a rule that says if you fall down three times you're out?
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Okay, so maybe Congress doesn't want term limits or cognitive tests but can we make a rule that says if you fall down three times you're out?
The great scandal of my childhood is that Eddie Murphy got away with "Party All the Time." Ain't no way he sang that.
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The great scandal of my childhood is that Eddie Murphy got away with "Party All the Time." Ain't no way he sang that.
Mr. President, the Russia - Ukraine war continues despite your assurance that you would end it on the first day of your Presidency.
Do you owe the world an apology for failing?
Or do you owe the world an apology for lying?
Do you owe the world an apology for failing?
Or do you owe the world an apology for lying?
February 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mr. President, the Russia - Ukraine war continues despite your assurance that you would end it on the first day of your Presidency.
Do you owe the world an apology for failing?
Or do you owe the world an apology for lying?
Do you owe the world an apology for failing?
Or do you owe the world an apology for lying?
I guess the return-to-office EO doesn't apply to every federal employee.
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Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
TrumpGolfTrack.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I guess the return-to-office EO doesn't apply to every federal employee.
I'm not saying disgruntled consumers should throw raw eggs at Trump rallies but it would be funny.
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm not saying disgruntled consumers should throw raw eggs at Trump rallies but it would be funny.
The tech oligarchs kind of suck at being rich. Bezos's girl is gross. Zuck's midlife crisis went unaverted. Elon spends all his time trolling on his own platform and hanging out with an old guy who craps himself. Like, buy some cool cars and hang out with hot women, idiots.
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The tech oligarchs kind of suck at being rich. Bezos's girl is gross. Zuck's midlife crisis went unaverted. Elon spends all his time trolling on his own platform and hanging out with an old guy who craps himself. Like, buy some cool cars and hang out with hot women, idiots.
Don't blame TikTok users for not knowing Trump was for the ban in 2020. They were only 10 back then.
January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Don't blame TikTok users for not knowing Trump was for the ban in 2020. They were only 10 back then.
Wanna see a sell-out?
January 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wanna see a sell-out?
Golfs all the time. Cakes on makeup. Thinnest skin of anyone alive. Afraid of the cold. What a pussy.
January 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Golfs all the time. Cakes on makeup. Thinnest skin of anyone alive. Afraid of the cold. What a pussy.
Is there an NFT of Trump shivering in 25 degree weather? So tough.
January 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Is there an NFT of Trump shivering in 25 degree weather? So tough.
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They’re burning the teslas, they’re burning the space ships….
Another SpaceX spaceship bites the dust.
Burning Teslas, burning Spaceships, burning Twitter...
Burning America.
Elon Musk is excellent at destroying things.
Burning Teslas, burning Spaceships, burning Twitter...
Burning America.
Elon Musk is excellent at destroying things.
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
They’re burning the teslas, they’re burning the space ships….
Trump's movie idea about saving Hollywood sucks.
January 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump's movie idea about saving Hollywood sucks.
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Apparently the penalty for interfering in a baseball game is considerably stiffer than the penalty for election interference.
www.mlb.com/news/fans-wh...
www.mlb.com/news/fans-wh...
Fans who interfered with Betts in WS Game 4 banned from all parks indefinitely
NEW YORK -- The two fans who interfered with Mookie Betts during Game 4 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium have been indefinitely banned from all MLB stadiums and facilities.
The fans -- Austin Cap...
www.mlb.com
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Apparently the penalty for interfering in a baseball game is considerably stiffer than the penalty for election interference.
www.mlb.com/news/fans-wh...
www.mlb.com/news/fans-wh...
Has anyone asked Marge why Democrats haven't sent a giant rain cloud to Los Angeles yet? So weird to just let it burn all those liberals' houses when they can control the weather.
January 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Has anyone asked Marge why Democrats haven't sent a giant rain cloud to Los Angeles yet? So weird to just let it burn all those liberals' houses when they can control the weather.
I've seen Trump impressions that are meant to make fun of his rambling make more sense than this press conference.
January 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've seen Trump impressions that are meant to make fun of his rambling make more sense than this press conference.
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I won’t be smearing shit on walls or beating police officers with flags at the US Capitol tomorrow even though my preferred Presidential candidate did not win…
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I won’t be smearing shit on walls or beating police officers with flags at the US Capitol tomorrow even though my preferred Presidential candidate did not win…