Virtual Hermit
@virtualhermit.bsky.social
Writer | 30s | Drowning myself in nostalgia | Speaking into the digital void
PSA: If tech support asks if you've tried turning it off and back on again, they're not asking because they think you're stupid. They're asking because they legitimately hope your problem will be that easy to fix. Because a lot of the time, it is.
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
PSA: If tech support asks if you've tried turning it off and back on again, they're not asking because they think you're stupid. They're asking because they legitimately hope your problem will be that easy to fix. Because a lot of the time, it is.
Lions are not the king of the jungle. They don't live in the jungle. They live in the savannah, which is why you never see pictures of lions hanging out in a bunch of foliage.
The actual king of the jungle would be the jaguar.
The actual king of the jungle would be the jaguar.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lions are not the king of the jungle. They don't live in the jungle. They live in the savannah, which is why you never see pictures of lions hanging out in a bunch of foliage.
The actual king of the jungle would be the jaguar.
The actual king of the jungle would be the jaguar.
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Hey America,
there is an "ANTIFA - Cemetery" in the Netherlands . . .
... many people in Europe are still grateful for the Americans who lost their lives fighting against the fascists.
💠 👊 💠
Hey America,
there is an "ANTIFA - Cemetery" in the Netherlands . . .
... many people in Europe are still grateful for the Americans who lost their lives fighting against the fascists.
💠 👊 💠
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Hey America,
there is an "ANTIFA - Cemetery" in the Netherlands . . .
... many people in Europe are still grateful for the Americans who lost their lives fighting against the fascists.
💠 👊 💠
Hey America,
there is an "ANTIFA - Cemetery" in the Netherlands . . .
... many people in Europe are still grateful for the Americans who lost their lives fighting against the fascists.
💠 👊 💠
If a foreign country was sending armed troops into US cities to harass, attack, and detain US citizens, we would have no issue recognizing that as an act of war. Now consider that the guy giving the orders has a well-known KGB codename and has blatantly stated he is declaring war. We are at war.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If a foreign country was sending armed troops into US cities to harass, attack, and detain US citizens, we would have no issue recognizing that as an act of war. Now consider that the guy giving the orders has a well-known KGB codename and has blatantly stated he is declaring war. We are at war.
Proposal to reclaim Jesus from the theocrats and make him the leader of #Antifa. Fake leader for a fake organization seems fitting. Plus we all know Jesus would be starkly anti-fascist.
October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Proposal to reclaim Jesus from the theocrats and make him the leader of #Antifa. Fake leader for a fake organization seems fitting. Plus we all know Jesus would be starkly anti-fascist.
Gee, and rural county in California. Wonder who they voted for. *shrug*
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gee, and rural county in California. Wonder who they voted for. *shrug*
The downside of deleting so much of my social media is now there are people I'm worried about, but have no way to contact. I can call my mom or my grandparents, people closest to me in life, but what about that one nice Mexican dude I worked with 9 years ago? Is he okay? Shit keeps me up.
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The downside of deleting so much of my social media is now there are people I'm worried about, but have no way to contact. I can call my mom or my grandparents, people closest to me in life, but what about that one nice Mexican dude I worked with 9 years ago? Is he okay? Shit keeps me up.
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“You may not believe in evolution, and that’s alright. How we humans came to be the way we are is far less important than how we should act now to get out of the mess we have made for ourselves.”
Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“You may not believe in evolution, and that’s alright. How we humans came to be the way we are is far less important than how we should act now to get out of the mess we have made for ourselves.”
Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall
September 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I am told we are only supposed to say good things about the dead. So in the case of #charliekirk:
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September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am told we are only supposed to say good things about the dead. So in the case of #charliekirk:
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Excuse me if all I have to offer is thoughts and prayers for #charliekirk.
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Excuse me if all I have to offer is thoughts and prayers for #charliekirk.
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They say don't waste your hate, rather gather and create. Be service, be a sensible person, use your words and don't be nervous. You can do this, you've got purpose. Find your medicine and use it.
- Nahko and Medicine for the People
- Nahko and Medicine for the People
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They say don't waste your hate, rather gather and create. Be service, be a sensible person, use your words and don't be nervous. You can do this, you've got purpose. Find your medicine and use it.
- Nahko and Medicine for the People
- Nahko and Medicine for the People
If art, design, and creativity are so worthless, then why is the tech industry investing billions in making a computer do it?
July 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If art, design, and creativity are so worthless, then why is the tech industry investing billions in making a computer do it?
Hearing the way teachers talk about students now makes me feel like "joy to have in class" was a huge compliment from mine.
July 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hearing the way teachers talk about students now makes me feel like "joy to have in class" was a huge compliment from mine.
Bought an actual Blu-Ray/DVD player recently because physical media is fun. Here are some new additions to the now growing collection. #Blu-ray #retroanime #Evangelion #yuyuhakusho #berserk #Akira
June 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bought an actual Blu-Ray/DVD player recently because physical media is fun. Here are some new additions to the now growing collection. #Blu-ray #retroanime #Evangelion #yuyuhakusho #berserk #Akira
Hate the phrase "king of the jungle" in reference to lions. Lions don't live in the freaking jungle. They live on the savannah, which is sort of like the opposite of a jungle. That's why every picture of a lion is of them laying in a giant freaking field of grass.
June 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Hate the phrase "king of the jungle" in reference to lions. Lions don't live in the freaking jungle. They live on the savannah, which is sort of like the opposite of a jungle. That's why every picture of a lion is of them laying in a giant freaking field of grass.
There are at least 50 of you who should be seeing this. I know that's not a lot, but feel free to say hi. I don't bite! ....Often!
June 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are at least 50 of you who should be seeing this. I know that's not a lot, but feel free to say hi. I don't bite! ....Often!
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Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
#Chump really thought he could do one bombing run and send out a few all-caps tweets and end war in the Middle East. A place that has been war-torn for decades, where many who are much more qualified have tried and failed before. But wait, Donny's got it locked in before tee time! Fuck this shit.
June 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
#Chump really thought he could do one bombing run and send out a few all-caps tweets and end war in the Middle East. A place that has been war-torn for decades, where many who are much more qualified have tried and failed before. But wait, Donny's got it locked in before tee time! Fuck this shit.
When the court jester's jokes are funny because they're true, the King is the real Fool.
#nokings #satire #whatajoke
#nokings #satire #whatajoke
June 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
When the court jester's jokes are funny because they're true, the King is the real Fool.
#nokings #satire #whatajoke
#nokings #satire #whatajoke