Virginia Williamson Venegas
@virginiavenegas.bsky.social
My superpower is I hide behind humor, I own an embarrassing number of Star Wars t-shirts, and I'm fluent in movie quotes
"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock."
"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock."
Why is it always the ones you most suspect?
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Why is it always the ones you most suspect?
Source: Trust me, bro
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Source: Trust me, bro
Imagine people being bored at something that cost 45 million dollars
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Imagine people being bored at something that cost 45 million dollars
I sing this tune all the time while I'm pumping gas
May 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I sing this tune all the time while I'm pumping gas
People will be fornicating in the streets
April 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
People will be fornicating in the streets
When orange cheeto kicks there will be fucking in the streets
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When orange cheeto kicks there will be fucking in the streets
Cruise or Ritchson?...because those are two very different Reachers
March 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Cruise or Ritchson?...because those are two very different Reachers
My second favorite bird
February 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My second favorite bird
This is so helpful and needed! Thank you
February 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is so helpful and needed! Thank you
Fuck this fucking motherfucker
February 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Fuck this fucking motherfucker
I feel this
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I feel this
IT'S ONLY BEEN 4 DAYS!!!!?
January 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
IT'S ONLY BEEN 4 DAYS!!!!?