Virginia Williamson Venegas
@virginiavenegas.bsky.social
My superpower is I hide behind humor, I own an embarrassing number of Star Wars t-shirts, and I'm fluent in movie quotes
"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock."
"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock."
RIP General Zod and Bernadette
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
RIP General Zod and Bernadette
"Dobby is a free house elf, sir."
April 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"Dobby is a free house elf, sir."
The view from our hotel room at C2E2
April 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The view from our hotel room at C2E2
Ted Lasso coming back for a fourth season is great and all but what about Schmigadoon?
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ted Lasso coming back for a fourth season is great and all but what about Schmigadoon?
My homemade bird feeder. (I love when the birds sit inside it)
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My homemade bird feeder. (I love when the birds sit inside it)
I'm officially at the age where I can predict the weather through my knees ❄️🌧️
March 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm officially at the age where I can predict the weather through my knees ❄️🌧️
There's a real eat the rich vibe going on out there
February 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's a real eat the rich vibe going on out there
So I know this show came out a couple of years ago but I just got around to watching the final episode of His Dark Materials and I am in a state. I think I need therapy. But for real Daphne Keene killed it. That show is amazing
February 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So I know this show came out a couple of years ago but I just got around to watching the final episode of His Dark Materials and I am in a state. I think I need therapy. But for real Daphne Keene killed it. That show is amazing
I know caturday was yesterday but she's so cute
February 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I know caturday was yesterday but she's so cute
Look at these two...coexisting
January 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Look at these two...coexisting
The song I sing to my cat:
(To the A-team theme song)
🎵You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are smaaaall, Very very small, You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are little and you're very small
(To the A-team theme song)
🎵You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are smaaaall, Very very small, You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are little and you're very small
January 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The song I sing to my cat:
(To the A-team theme song)
🎵You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are smaaaall, Very very small, You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are little and you're very small
(To the A-team theme song)
🎵You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are smaaaall, Very very small, You are smaaaall, Very small, You-oo are little and you're very small
Conversations I have with my cat include, but are not limited to:
1. Telling my cat she is small
2. Telling my cat she is a baby
3. Asking my cat if she knows she is small
4. Asking my cat if she knows she is a baby
1. Telling my cat she is small
2. Telling my cat she is a baby
3. Asking my cat if she knows she is small
4. Asking my cat if she knows she is a baby
January 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Conversations I have with my cat include, but are not limited to:
1. Telling my cat she is small
2. Telling my cat she is a baby
3. Asking my cat if she knows she is small
4. Asking my cat if she knows she is a baby
1. Telling my cat she is small
2. Telling my cat she is a baby
3. Asking my cat if she knows she is small
4. Asking my cat if she knows she is a baby
You know the best part about the Orange Bowl? Alabama's not playing in it
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You know the best part about the Orange Bowl? Alabama's not playing in it
Husband: I don't like Alabama but at least they would have been more competitive than Oregon
Me: You shut your dirty mouth
Me: You shut your dirty mouth
January 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Husband: I don't like Alabama but at least they would have been more competitive than Oregon
Me: You shut your dirty mouth
Me: You shut your dirty mouth
Thrift store find (the jersey, not the dog)
December 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Thrift store find (the jersey, not the dog)
So, Harry Bailey would never have fallen through the ice in the alternate timeline. He was only there because George was there with his friends. I'm starting to think this movie isn't based on a true story
December 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
So, Harry Bailey would never have fallen through the ice in the alternate timeline. He was only there because George was there with his friends. I'm starting to think this movie isn't based on a true story
Reposted by Virginia Williamson Venegas
Right?
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Right?
I can think of a few people who could use a visit from 3 spirits tonight
December 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I can think of a few people who could use a visit from 3 spirits tonight
Reposted by Virginia Williamson Venegas
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
Reposted by Virginia Williamson Venegas
...and it's going to happen again if they let Kooky McBrainworms Jr. anywhere near Health and Human Services.
December 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
...and it's going to happen again if they let Kooky McBrainworms Jr. anywhere near Health and Human Services.
New Xmas sweaters
December 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
New Xmas sweaters
Times are tough right now but here's a picture of my husband's dog sleeping like a little lady
December 19, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Times are tough right now but here's a picture of my husband's dog sleeping like a little lady