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the nigh omniscient padishah innominate one
@vir-innominatum.bsky.social
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Not safe for work. Actually, not safe for anywhere. Schadenfreude is my raison d'être.
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vir-innominatum.bsky.social
The group of events doesn't even have to be unpleasant.

@alt-text.bsky.social

Merriam Webster:
See first or second reply below, I'm going to try to use a bot to generate alt text.
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
I don't know if you've seen this, but someone scraped your post already. I saw it on YouTube without attribution.

@alttext.bsky.social @alt-text.bsky.social
See post below for alt text. I tagged 2 alt text bots for length and laziness reasons. Hopefully at least one will respond with the alt text. The bots are @alttext.bsky.social @alt-text.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Not a vanity plate, but serendipitous and hilarious:

www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...
A Florida license plate that appears to read ass orgy: A55 RGY, with an orange in the space that looks like an O.
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
I think what America hates are whiners.
screenshot of an exchange between myself and someone who complained that I pointed out a misspelling; apparently I was unfair to a visually impaired person by pointing out the error, although I had no way of knowing they were visually impaired the other poster wrote "Hi. I’m not one of you super smart academic types. I don’t write. I don’t have a podcast. I’m a normal, everyday citizen of the abdominal state of Florida. I’m here to learn how to put up a fight in this new broligarchy that we find ourselves in." I wrote "Is Florida abdominal or abominable?"
January 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Or, you could normalize not being inseminated by a doofus. Just a thought.
quote from an article that reads “Let’s normalize not being impregnated by a doofus lol.”
November 2, 2024 at 12:36 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
You have Pelosi's name misspelled in the article.
First, a replica of former House Speaker Nancy Peloi’s desk, defaced with a pile of poop, was plopped within view of the U.S. Capitol.
October 31, 2024 at 11:43 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
I agree, no one should care what Bretbug thinks. Ergo, the NYT should fire him.
Bret: I’m a little stunned by all the attention. Who in their right mind cares what I think?
October 31, 2024 at 11:29 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Alternate headline: "Cucker Tarlson is a weird little freak".
Screenshot of article headline reading "Tucker Carlson tells Georgia rally ‘dad’ Trump will give Harris a ‘spanking’" with photo of dipshit Tucker Carlson at microphone, unnecessarily trying to hide a miniscule boner as Trump looks on, keeping his tiny hands out of the camera frame and trying not to fall asleep.
October 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Agent 9, talking soviet assassin chimp, of the comic The Filth saying shit chimp kill kill kill for Khrushchev.
October 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Or, as I once wrote:
screen capture of past post by the innominate one on 04 Dec 2017 at 09:04 "Those who know history are doomed to deja vu."
October 12, 2024 at 5:37 AM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
Not to be confused with anadiplosis.
dictionary definition of anadiplosis Graur et al. 2013 On the immortality of television sets: "Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth." Robert Royar 1994 paraphrasing Frank Zappa's 1979 anadiplosis
January 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
vir-innominatum.bsky.social
invertebrate edition:
January 6, 2024 at 3:16 AM