midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane was the most unhinged theater experience I’ve ever had the pleasure of partaking in

these boots!!

(pointing) that’s a billboard of willow

I watched Christmas in Connecticut for the first time last year and I think that’s entering our regular rotation

I’m so goddamned JOLLY my tree is UP the halls are DECKED we are about to sit down to watch ELF

the hot honey is absolutely divine!! the pumpkin needs to be thrown into the garbage bin, stat