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violet.sickvid.city
violet b. chumblefort III
@violet.sickvid.city
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beautiful wife to my beautiful wife
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a date night ??? it’s a dang christmas miracle. went to the lesbian bar and then watched wicket good
two women bathed in pink light at the lesbian bar
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
violet.sickvid.city
these boots!!
a woman in a black dress with a purple bolero and tall black boots
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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One of these is one of the best flavors of hummus I’ve ever had! the other is garbage not fit for human consumption #sponcon
a container of Cedar’s Pumpkin Hommus and a container of Cedar’s Hot Honey Hommus
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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stuffing flight (photos from pre-bake) 🍽️ 🍜
- sage apple sausage
- cornbread stuffing with jalapeno and poblano peppers
- (unhinged bullshit) everything bagel stuffing with tomatoes and capers
a tray of classic bread stuffing (dressing) with sausage, apples, sage infused butter, onions, carrots a tray of southwestern cornbread stuffing with poblano peppers, jalapeno pepper, red onion everything bagel stuffing. it’s got cubed everything bagels, chives, scallions, onions, tomatoes, capers, and more everything seasoning
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I’d drink this if I were allowed
bottle of Crabtree & Evelyn Pear and Pink Magnolia
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
violet.sickvid.city
tommy choo choo
a woman dressed as Ms. Rachel kneeling down next to a toddler dressed as a train engineer wearing a cardboard box crafted to look like Thomas the Tank Engine. there is an orange candy bucket on the ground next to them, and they are standing on a lawn covered in leaves.
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Hi, friends!! Do you know what today is? It’s “Halloween”! Halloween! Can you say “Halloween”? [holds for response] Yay! Great job!! I’m so proud of you.
a woman dressed as Ms. Rachel—pink tshirt, pink headband, and denim overalls—taking a selfie in a hallway mirror
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Chat, does anyone have experience running sentient locomotives? Mine keeps mouthing off at me and isn’t being Really Useful.
cardboard box crafted to look like Thomas the Tank Engine
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
violet.sickvid.city
These are real good. Usually we top them with a pecan half or do them as thumbprint cookies or sandwich cookies with jam (maybe don’t do that if you’re mailing them though). They also work vegan if you replace the butter with vegan butter www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/glut...
almond flour sandwich cookies filled with raspberry jam
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I only interacted with two other live humans outside of my family today and got a 100% success rate on compliments on my outfit. therefore you are now all subject to this Selfie of a Beautiful Stylish Woman
a woman wearing brown pants with a yellow, purple, pink, and red plaid pattern; a yellow t-shirt; a wine red open front jacket; a beige and grey scarf; and brown chelsea boots. posing in a (dirty) hallway mirror for a selfie
October 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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group bake: monkey bread! based on Iain’s Bake-Off bread week “Irish Cheese Board” concept 🍽️ 🍜
pull-apart monkey bread, pre-flipping out of the pan. blackberry, goat cheese, and honey rolled in walnuts; pear, fennel, and goat cheese rolled in sesame seeds; apple, caramelized onion, and cheddar rolled in pumpkin seeds pull-apart monkey bread turned out onto the serving board, whereupon it promptly pulled itself apart
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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apple crisp 🍽️ 🍜
apple crisp. the topping is rolled oats and apple flavored cheerios
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I’m glad to not receive new followers but in case I do here are what you can expect: hot girl shit, and bologna
a bunch of bologna on a sandwich a hot girl in a short leather dress, purple cardigan, tights, and short black boots
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I had a great time at NYCC last weekend and tasked myself with taking the worst photographs I could. here is my selection
the ceiling of a convention center with an industrial lighting fixture off centered my wife, smiling, half out of frame a forehead and an eyebrow with a ceiling above them a floor in a crowd of people
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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2022 / 2023 / 2025
a woman in a purple dress, grey leather jacket, short black boots, a beige skull cap, and a mask a woman in a blue dress, black cardigan, tall boots, and medium length hair a woman in a black dress, purple cardigan, tall boots, longer hair
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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handwritten sign reading “JUST A LITLE REMINDER THAT STEALING FROM A SMALL BUSINESS + INDIE BOOKSTORE IS FUCKED UP. IF YOU WANT TO STEAL, GO TO THE AMAZON BOOKSTORE : 7 W 34 ST. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE BOOKS - MANAGEMENT”
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I’m passing through New Haven and decided to try the pizza since everyone raves about it all the time, but I don’t understand all the fuss??
the sbarro in new haven union station
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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TODDLER: draw eyeball!
ME: okay here’s an eyeball
TODDLER: draw two eyeball!
ME: okay here’s a second eyeball
TODDLER: draw elmo!
ME: … oh fuck this is gonna be trash isn’t it
a very high and tired looking elmo based on eyes that don’t belong to a muppet
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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loaf of two meats (beyond burger and vegan spam) 🍽️
a meatloaf made of ground vegan spam, beyond meat, an egg, carrots, green bell pepper, onion, panko crumbs
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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frittata 🍽️
a frittata in a cast iron skillet filled with potatoes, tomatoes, leeks, garlic, cheese, sweet corn
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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There is a grocery here that until this week had a prominent sign out front advertising their “custom meats”. Rest in peace, custom meats. I never got to try snorsewurst
a sign outside a supermarket advertising: “BAGEL FACTORY CUSTOM MEATS FLORAL SHOPPE”
October 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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“Cute dress!”
“Thanks! I stole it from my wife. … Wait, shit. I fucked it up; compliment my dress again.”
“..Cute dress.”
“Thanks! It has pockets.”
“Very good.”
a woman in a sleeveless black dress with little pictures of Pusheen the Cat on it, and short black boots. standing in front of a dinosaur exhibit in a museum of natural history
September 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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transit gal
a woman in a purple t-shirt and black shorts standing in an old timey subway car at the NYC Transit Museum
September 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
violet.sickvid.city
there’s cutie pies in them hills
a woman and a toddler walking away from the camera towards rolling green hills
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I forgot to post photos from the rad cocktail bar squirreled away in an old warehouse. I got broccoli-infused gin topped with a parmesan crisp. there was a stuffed jackalope on the wall. 10/10 no notes
an innocuous-looking cocktail, slightly amber colored and garnished with a parmesan crisp a mounted and stuffed rabbit with antlers on a wall and surrounded by liquor bottles
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM