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Viktor Winetrout
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Best closing argument of all time
closing argument: "This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich."
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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throwing my phone into a lake after reading andy levy's dracula tweet
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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If you see this, post four female characters you love
Jean Arthur as Bonnie Lee in Only Angels Have Wings. But I love her in everything. Faye Wong as Faye in Chungking Express Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Fleabag in Fleabag Ruth Gordon as Maude Chardin in Harold and Maude
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Women don't like the vehicle
toilet bike
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"Wait, I can explain..."
Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Reskeet with your mental state
A dinosaur in the middle of the road cursing God because his arms aren't long enough to masturbate
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Butch and Sundance 💔
butch and sundance
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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RIP Robert Redford
picture of Robert De Niro
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Stock photo guy goes from being happy to not being happy
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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"Mr. President, you did 9/11."
Andrew Card whispering, "America is under attack" into Bush's ear
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Fuck the Yankees
Red Sox celebrate after coming back from being down 3-0 to beat the Yankees
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Cousin Greg saying "It sounds bad" with a smile on his face
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Roman after sending a dick pic to his dad by mistake
August 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
The Hamburglar looking shifty as fuck
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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naked dude fighting babies
August 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Trash talk in Ancient Rome
DEMETRIUS Villain, what hast thou done? AARON That which thou canst not undo. CHIRON Thou hast undone our mother. AARON Villain, I have done thy mother.
August 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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dril tweeting no
August 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp
'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her home
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I’m here to murder you. Bazinga!
Your killer wearing a Sheldon mask
July 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I want some of the shit JFK was on
JFK looking happily fucked up
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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cookie shaped like america
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Give hot dog credit to @nicemustard.bsky.social‬
classic tweet by @nice_mustard: "hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"
June 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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If you’re hot, he’s hot. Let him inside.
Guy Fieri longingly staring through the window at a basket of fries
June 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Imagine saying this without trying to be funny
"Stallard, who voted for Trump, said it was "hard to believe" people were upset about the cost of the event when "they blow that in 10 seconds on things we don't even need."
June 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Happy pride month!
Bert and Ernie
June 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM