Cristian
@viktorkrumm.bsky.social
Queer-coded. Coffee philanthropist. And Carrie Bradshaw impresionista
I need my gays.
I’m surrounded by way too many “masculine” heterosexuals at work
I’m surrounded by way too many “masculine” heterosexuals at work
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I need my gays.
I’m surrounded by way too many “masculine” heterosexuals at work
I’m surrounded by way too many “masculine” heterosexuals at work
Going on one week without seeing my man
December 7, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Going on one week without seeing my man
Disappointed in my Spotify wrapped this year.
How dare the algorithm think that Lana Del Rey was NOT in my top 5 ?! 😭
How dare the algorithm think that Lana Del Rey was NOT in my top 5 ?! 😭
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Disappointed in my Spotify wrapped this year.
How dare the algorithm think that Lana Del Rey was NOT in my top 5 ?! 😭
How dare the algorithm think that Lana Del Rey was NOT in my top 5 ?! 😭
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before coffee: fuck. this. shit.
after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 PM
before coffee: fuck. this. shit.
after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
It’s hard to feel appreciated when the actions or words are not shown
November 29, 2024 at 7:07 AM
It’s hard to feel appreciated when the actions or words are not shown
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
I couldn’t help but wonder… in the great Emerald City of life, are we all just pretending to be wizards, hoping no one notices we are not who we seem?
And why does the yellow brick road never lead to Happy Hour, or Big finally admitting he ELPHA-loves me?” 📝🧙🏼♀️💚
And why does the yellow brick road never lead to Happy Hour, or Big finally admitting he ELPHA-loves me?” 📝🧙🏼♀️💚
November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I couldn’t help but wonder… in the great Emerald City of life, are we all just pretending to be wizards, hoping no one notices we are not who we seem?
And why does the yellow brick road never lead to Happy Hour, or Big finally admitting he ELPHA-loves me?” 📝🧙🏼♀️💚
And why does the yellow brick road never lead to Happy Hour, or Big finally admitting he ELPHA-loves me?” 📝🧙🏼♀️💚
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
Me on my Wedding day:
Me: "I do"
Guests: "Awwww"
Me: "Or do I?👀"
Guests: OOOOooo
Me: "I do"
Guests: "Awwww"
Me: "Or do I?👀"
Guests: OOOOooo
November 26, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Me on my Wedding day:
Me: "I do"
Guests: "Awwww"
Me: "Or do I?👀"
Guests: OOOOooo
Me: "I do"
Guests: "Awwww"
Me: "Or do I?👀"
Guests: OOOOooo
The only pain I need to feel is a tattoo needle right about now
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
The only pain I need to feel is a tattoo needle right about now
Wicked was very LGBTeeeeaaaaaaa 🌈
10/10 movie
10/10 movie
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Wicked was very LGBTeeeeaaaaaaa 🌈
10/10 movie
10/10 movie
10,000$ and an 7$ iced coffee would heal me from todays work stress.
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
10,000$ and an 7$ iced coffee would heal me from todays work stress.
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Wow it’s absolutely gorgeous outside. Time to go to the bar
November 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Wow it’s absolutely gorgeous outside. Time to go to the bar
Typing up work email this morning:
“I hope this email slaps some fucking sense into your fucking stupid brain.”
The email sent:
“Thank you have a great day!” 😄
“I hope this email slaps some fucking sense into your fucking stupid brain.”
The email sent:
“Thank you have a great day!” 😄
November 21, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Typing up work email this morning:
“I hope this email slaps some fucking sense into your fucking stupid brain.”
The email sent:
“Thank you have a great day!” 😄
“I hope this email slaps some fucking sense into your fucking stupid brain.”
The email sent:
“Thank you have a great day!” 😄
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whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best
November 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best
I couldn’t help but wonder, as I left X and moved on to BlueSky, was it finally time to move on from Big?
Or am I forced to chirp and tweet my way through relationships, forever thinking about the EX (X) that never was?
Or am I forced to chirp and tweet my way through relationships, forever thinking about the EX (X) that never was?
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I couldn’t help but wonder, as I left X and moved on to BlueSky, was it finally time to move on from Big?
Or am I forced to chirp and tweet my way through relationships, forever thinking about the EX (X) that never was?
Or am I forced to chirp and tweet my way through relationships, forever thinking about the EX (X) that never was?