And she thinks the orange Cheeto gives a thought about Maine? I bet he can’t find it on a map. I bet he can’t spell it.

Yum!

Don’t. It feels yucky.

I contemplated adding “happily married” and then decided they wouldn’t care. So why bother.

Ewww! No thanks.

Are you getting random men sending you ims with “hello” or “nice to see you “ or other random messages? I am blocking them without interaction and leaving the convo. Creepy. This is not a dating site.

Oh, my! They're beautiful! Do you have a massive property for them to run? I have a small dog. I can't imagine the amount of poop they produce! Or how much food they eat!?!?

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