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if my cofffee doesn’t give me the shakes or shits I DONT WANT IT!!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
if my cofffee doesn’t give me the shakes or shits I DONT WANT IT!!!
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
taylor swift hire back your ghost writer
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
taylor swift hire back your ghost writer
i really want to be hellraiser for halloween….
September 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i really want to be hellraiser for halloween….
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VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
1/2
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
1/2
August 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
1/2
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
1/2
gonna crack open a cold one when i get home today (a pepsi)
July 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
gonna crack open a cold one when i get home today (a pepsi)
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i watched eddington yesterday and this is how letterboxd reviews are
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i watched eddington yesterday and this is how letterboxd reviews are
brb acquiring a taste for freeform jazz
July 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
brb acquiring a taste for freeform jazz
i call my depression “the matrix” because i’m in that bitch and I can’t get out!!
June 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i call my depression “the matrix” because i’m in that bitch and I can’t get out!!
i think after i get home from work today… i think i will draw something… yeah…
June 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i think after i get home from work today… i think i will draw something… yeah…
shadow boxing behind the seven eleven
May 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
shadow boxing behind the seven eleven
damn so this is what it feels like to be someone’s opp
May 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
damn so this is what it feels like to be someone’s opp
hate the top of the dress you bought but love the bottom? SIMPLE!! cut off the top and now it’s a cute skirt 🤭
May 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
hate the top of the dress you bought but love the bottom? SIMPLE!! cut off the top and now it’s a cute skirt 🤭
i did the math and you guys it only took 743 applications to get a new job aka my current job 🥲
May 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i did the math and you guys it only took 743 applications to get a new job aka my current job 🥲
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Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.
May 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.
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every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory
April 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory
microdosing parenthood by taking care of a horse
May 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
microdosing parenthood by taking care of a horse
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since working at horse i have lost some weight and now I need to wear a belt any time i wear jeans. i dont know how much weight i lost exactly but thats just because i dont believe in scales <3
April 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
since working at horse i have lost some weight and now I need to wear a belt any time i wear jeans. i dont know how much weight i lost exactly but thats just because i dont believe in scales <3
i want a big fat beer and a cold cigarette
April 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i want a big fat beer and a cold cigarette
so many games i want….. and the games im currently on right now have fucked up my sleeping schedule
April 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many games i want….. and the games im currently on right now have fucked up my sleeping schedule
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April 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM