Mustard Keaton
@eightfoldwordplay.bsky.social
bubbly yet bitchy • excel enthusiast • actual strawberry • short skirt, big suit
Love being married. The ooey gooey Newlywed phase has been awesome. It's really nice to fall in love again
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Love being married. The ooey gooey Newlywed phase has been awesome. It's really nice to fall in love again
NEED to get into Mob Movies
July 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
NEED to get into Mob Movies
There was a point in the early aughts where Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker had some kind of substance thing going on
July 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There was a point in the early aughts where Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker had some kind of substance thing going on
I need to rewatch a TV show rn. Maybe I'll restart The Pitt
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I need to rewatch a TV show rn. Maybe I'll restart The Pitt
Relative to, like, all of human history, the internet and the pandemic coming back to back has been a giant turning point for the species
May 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Relative to, like, all of human history, the internet and the pandemic coming back to back has been a giant turning point for the species
Eating a soft baked oatmeal cookie rn
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Eating a soft baked oatmeal cookie rn
I like living with Nat and Rufus :) they make me like things like horror movies and spicy food:)
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I like living with Nat and Rufus :) they make me like things like horror movies and spicy food:)
I'm tired of is bitch a slur discourse.
Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.
Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.
May 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm tired of is bitch a slur discourse.
Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.
Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.
I'm so tired of wedding planning
May 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm so tired of wedding planning
Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.
May 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.
Vanish Into you could be song of the summer lowkey
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Vanish Into you could be song of the summer lowkey
I cannot get myself to stop saying "I'm an honorary Sean Connery"
April 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I cannot get myself to stop saying "I'm an honorary Sean Connery"
A true film lover knows the best movies are 3.5 and a like
April 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A true film lover knows the best movies are 3.5 and a like
I'm craving seaside
March 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I'm craving seaside
Scarecrow is such a funny word etymologically
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Scarecrow is such a funny word etymologically
I don't like the saturation of the American flag
March 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't like the saturation of the American flag
It's funny how often the answer to "Why don't they make x anymore?" is that they do, you just don't seek it out regularly.
March 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's funny how often the answer to "Why don't they make x anymore?" is that they do, you just don't seek it out regularly.
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As someone who dated a broke-ass bassist in a punk band after leaving my uptight business analyst ex husband, I agree.
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
As someone who dated a broke-ass bassist in a punk band after leaving my uptight business analyst ex husband, I agree.
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Every four years Californians elect the worst person in the state to be governor, this is because the Governor has to live in Sacramento, a fate worse than death for most Californians
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Every four years Californians elect the worst person in the state to be governor, this is because the Governor has to live in Sacramento, a fate worse than death for most Californians
It's okay we all know that the real best pictures win best screenplay
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's okay we all know that the real best pictures win best screenplay
Vom
‘El Mal’ wins the Oscar for Best Original Song from ‘Emilia Pérez.’ #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Vom
CONCLAVE WON WE'RE SO BACK
A Real Pain was robbed
March 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
CONCLAVE WON WE'RE SO BACK
A Real Pain was robbed
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A Real Pain was robbed
Been slaying so hard this weekend
February 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Been slaying so hard this weekend
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Menshittification 🙄
Once you've dated someone for a year or so the free trial is over and it's time to introduce paid features. Welcome to boyfriend premium
February 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Menshittification 🙄