Victoria Landau
@victoria.on.computer
Old Internet Person. Behaviorist, zookeeper, ex-editor. Alt text appreciator. Thought leader in the Midwestern parent headspace. Stacker of wheat. I’m quite boring and block freely. She/her
It probably covered the popcorn for the double feature they went to see!
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It probably covered the popcorn for the double feature they went to see!
FWIW my parents’ first date was (in part) because someone bet my father a quarter to go out with a “smart” girl, and it appears to have worked out
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
FWIW my parents’ first date was (in part) because someone bet my father a quarter to go out with a “smart” girl, and it appears to have worked out
My spouse won that prize tonight.
October 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My spouse won that prize tonight.
Well, it’s salmon fillet from frozen. Sushi and lox are acceptable—no bones!
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it’s salmon fillet from frozen. Sushi and lox are acceptable—no bones!
Maybe, John, it’s a bat ✨opportunity✨
June 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Maybe, John, it’s a bat ✨opportunity✨