Victoria Landau
@victoria.on.computer
Old Internet Person. Behaviorist, zookeeper, ex-editor. Alt text appreciator. Thought leader in the Midwestern parent headspace. Stacker of wheat. I’m quite boring and block freely. She/her
Convergent evolution?
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Convergent evolution?
Mulch Madness! (no special sound; shot from inside)
May 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mulch Madness! (no special sound; shot from inside)
I remembered how to bake! HBD to my Dad 💞
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I remembered how to bake! HBD to my Dad 💞
Charles Yu out here slinging foundational text from my first college major across the years into the now like a horoscope ripe for interpretation
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Charles Yu out here slinging foundational text from my first college major across the years into the now like a horoscope ripe for interpretation
I was curious about the removal of not specifically hot-button concepts, and chose a word I thought would have unaffected hits. Sorry, Healthy Youth, you’re “not found” now
February 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I was curious about the removal of not specifically hot-button concepts, and chose a word I thought would have unaffected hits. Sorry, Healthy Youth, you’re “not found” now
A brief love note to the rollator:
You put the “to go” back into breakfast at home. SO much better than crutches! My hands are still full, but I can move myself AND another thing? Miraculous!
You put the “to go” back into breakfast at home. SO much better than crutches! My hands are still full, but I can move myself AND another thing? Miraculous!
January 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A brief love note to the rollator:
You put the “to go” back into breakfast at home. SO much better than crutches! My hands are still full, but I can move myself AND another thing? Miraculous!
You put the “to go” back into breakfast at home. SO much better than crutches! My hands are still full, but I can move myself AND another thing? Miraculous!
Worse options definitely exist!
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Worse options definitely exist!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls
December 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls
For those of us not employed by you, when do you plan to expand access to life-saving drugs that are well known to be massively overpriced? Epi-Pens, for example, cost something like $5 each to make, are available in generics, and those generics still cost at least $100/pair WITH insurance coverage
December 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
For those of us not employed by you, when do you plan to expand access to life-saving drugs that are well known to be massively overpriced? Epi-Pens, for example, cost something like $5 each to make, are available in generics, and those generics still cost at least $100/pair WITH insurance coverage
very suspicious leafy sea dragon
December 8, 2024 at 11:04 PM
very suspicious leafy sea dragon
not bad, not bad at all
November 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
not bad, not bad at all
Doing the annual thing (20 years now) that justifies/demands red cooking utensils
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Doing the annual thing (20 years now) that justifies/demands red cooking utensils
Don’t tell me there’s nothing good in the AARP newsletter when there’s this warning in an ad
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Don’t tell me there’s nothing good in the AARP newsletter when there’s this warning in an ad
I have a keyboard shortcut for this character, lol
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I have a keyboard shortcut for this character, lol
Brood XIII is not joking around—this cicada scream reading is without any traffic/landscaping/schoolyard noise
June 5, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Brood XIII is not joking around—this cicada scream reading is without any traffic/landscaping/schoolyard noise
mods are awake: post tall snake
May 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
mods are awake: post tall snake
The big birthday cake for tomorrow looks better in this photo than in real life
December 9, 2023 at 10:33 PM
The big birthday cake for tomorrow looks better in this photo than in real life
So everyone who’s been hyping the Trader Joe’s hand-cut noodles is correct—definitely a step up from instant, and I like the ruffled edges
November 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM
So everyone who’s been hyping the Trader Joe’s hand-cut noodles is correct—definitely a step up from instant, and I like the ruffled edges
Exciting smallish visitor showed up while I washed my lunch dishes. I’m thinking juvenile Cooper’s? It stood about a foot tall in this photo.
November 13, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Exciting smallish visitor showed up while I washed my lunch dishes. I’m thinking juvenile Cooper’s? It stood about a foot tall in this photo.
Skippable? But whale facts, Julie! Whale. Facts. They’re what help the world make sense!
November 7, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Skippable? But whale facts, Julie! Whale. Facts. They’re what help the world make sense!
And now for something completely different to being devastated by the news, I made B👀reo cookies (Joanne Chang’s homemade Oreo recipe). Turns out the eyeballs melt in the oven so I had to replace them all after baking
October 29, 2023 at 6:55 PM
And now for something completely different to being devastated by the news, I made B👀reo cookies (Joanne Chang’s homemade Oreo recipe). Turns out the eyeballs melt in the oven so I had to replace them all after baking
But look how COOL
October 25, 2023 at 10:52 PM
But look how COOL