like i really need to finish that report but what if moving him off my lap breaks his heart 😭

there is cat hair on my new work laptop despite not yet having brought it home from the office
powerful

two contractors are together in my small bathroom with the door closed?

After a tough year at school a young woman travels abroad, embracing new opportunities to connect with community, tradition, and nature

I've admittedly been pretty bummed out that my gf and I had to cancel a big trip due to
the state of the world, but this targeted ad feels insensitive

the day remains grim but at least I was right

the world is depressing and capitalism is grinding me into dust and my brain pills aren't doing what i need them to, BUT, i can pretty much guarantee that at least once today, one of these clowns will semi-wake from a nap to aggressively fumble their way into my lap before going back to sleep 🥹

"Male loneliness epidemic"
Have you guys tried this???

maybe my landlord wouldn't notice if I didn't pay rent for a few months so that I could start paying for all of this instead (in rose gold, obvi)

with every passing day and with every new piece of information i grow more desperate to experience the world through my son's absolutely vacant eyes

honestly, i'm still not that into valentine's day as a concept, but the sapphic experience of being mutually excited for *yet another excuse* to show love in an aesthetic way is so much more satisfying than a last minute begrudging gesture from some dude

last February 13, in a state of moderate panic i bought a girl flowers despite not usually being a valentine's person and despite the fact that it was only our 4th date
i agonized over what to write on that card
today I woke up looking at the flowers she sent me yesterday 🥹

my two cats would like me to inform you that they are NOT friends and the fact that they voluntarily sit this close in my large apartment (without me being in the room) does NOT mean that they are friends, they are NOT FRIENDS

I suppose I can sacrifice a little bit of the space that this image has taken up in my head for the past 30 years

S3 of Yellowjackets is about 90% of my reason to live through this winter and I think it would be very normal of me to wear my Shauna at Doomcoming costume everyday until it starts