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For V&V 2.0, Paladins have Oath Breaking states, rather than vague roleplaying suggestions. Some of these Oath's are pretty hardcore though, so it's recommended to only take one or two at a time.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For V&V 2.0, Paladins have Oath Breaking states, rather than vague roleplaying suggestions. Some of these Oath's are pretty hardcore though, so it's recommended to only take one or two at a time.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.
Gaz needed thicker legs. Now, she is glorious.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Gaz needed thicker legs. Now, she is glorious.
Gazrin will provide the high-protein diet Spud needs.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Gazrin will provide the high-protein diet Spud needs.
Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
A very large motive for Vice & Violence's rules were that unless you're actively throwing up, they're pretty easy to remember.
Sole motive, really.
Sole motive, really.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A very large motive for Vice & Violence's rules were that unless you're actively throwing up, they're pretty easy to remember.
Sole motive, really.
Sole motive, really.
The mouth, I’d imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The mouth, I’d imagine.
In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.
Just to clarify, the Faerie King would be the patron of the hypothetical Crusader class. If you wanna be a Crusader, you're workin' for the Faerie King.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just to clarify, the Faerie King would be the patron of the hypothetical Crusader class. If you wanna be a Crusader, you're workin' for the Faerie King.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
From Hammen-Toil it's a bit of a schlep, I'd recommend taking a Krakenship to Doylem and going north through Half-Dwarf country.
Avoids most of the dragons, giants, goblins and humans.
Avoids most of the dragons, giants, goblins and humans.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
From Hammen-Toil it's a bit of a schlep, I'd recommend taking a Krakenship to Doylem and going north through Half-Dwarf country.
Avoids most of the dragons, giants, goblins and humans.
Avoids most of the dragons, giants, goblins and humans.
Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody.
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody.
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
Spud is the cutiest of patooties.
I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.
I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Spud is the cutiest of patooties.
I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.
I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.
Rangers are a high utility class capable of foraging for specific ingredients for potions and useful items, commanding and levelling up their pet Hot Dog, and talking to animals without casting a spell that makes the animals talk.
Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.
Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Rangers are a high utility class capable of foraging for specific ingredients for potions and useful items, commanding and levelling up their pet Hot Dog, and talking to animals without casting a spell that makes the animals talk.
Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.
Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.
Couldn’t think of anything witty to say.
Puss too good, I expect.
Puss too good, I expect.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Couldn’t think of anything witty to say.
Puss too good, I expect.
Puss too good, I expect.
Smokeworms are former druids that have revoked their Kin bodies to go get baked in the woods.
Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor.
(needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)
Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor.
(needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Smokeworms are former druids that have revoked their Kin bodies to go get baked in the woods.
Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor.
(needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)
Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor.
(needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)
Ooooh this’ll be a big one.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Ooooh this’ll be a big one.
The public version is all the player-side stuff. Character creation, dice challenges, combat, vices, sex, time and distances, food, drink, light sources, downtime activities, etc. Currently 147 pages but not finished.
Premium stuff is the GM-side, settlement generators, adventures, enemies, etc.
Premium stuff is the GM-side, settlement generators, adventures, enemies, etc.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The public version is all the player-side stuff. Character creation, dice challenges, combat, vices, sex, time and distances, food, drink, light sources, downtime activities, etc. Currently 147 pages but not finished.
Premium stuff is the GM-side, settlement generators, adventures, enemies, etc.
Premium stuff is the GM-side, settlement generators, adventures, enemies, etc.
She is remarkably cute with those eyes staring at the camera.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
She is remarkably cute with those eyes staring at the camera.
He’s just a cheerful lad.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He’s just a cheerful lad.
While T’hot, the goddess of Life, has the grim, sardonic nature of a substitute teacher in a world-sized classroom full of idiots, her twin sister Tali Mori, the goddess of Death, has the upbeat, cheerful vibe of a theme park enthusiast.
And she built all the theme parks herself.
And she built all the theme parks herself.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
While T’hot, the goddess of Life, has the grim, sardonic nature of a substitute teacher in a world-sized classroom full of idiots, her twin sister Tali Mori, the goddess of Death, has the upbeat, cheerful vibe of a theme park enthusiast.
And she built all the theme parks herself.
And she built all the theme parks herself.
Eight pages of set up but we’re ready to go.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Eight pages of set up but we’re ready to go.
Of course that’s her name.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Of course that’s her name.
The bulge is in front of her ribs, not inside her ribcage.
Could’ve made it a bit more clear with a wider angle but I felt the hand-holding was important.
We’ll see it a bit clearer when they escape the shower.
Could’ve made it a bit more clear with a wider angle but I felt the hand-holding was important.
We’ll see it a bit clearer when they escape the shower.
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The bulge is in front of her ribs, not inside her ribcage.
Could’ve made it a bit more clear with a wider angle but I felt the hand-holding was important.
We’ll see it a bit clearer when they escape the shower.
Could’ve made it a bit more clear with a wider angle but I felt the hand-holding was important.
We’ll see it a bit clearer when they escape the shower.
Stone walls and slate roofs, with spikes on top so the bigger dragons cant land.
Makes for a sweaty, miserable experience in such a humid world but it’s slightly better than being on fire.
Makes for a sweaty, miserable experience in such a humid world but it’s slightly better than being on fire.
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Stone walls and slate roofs, with spikes on top so the bigger dragons cant land.
Makes for a sweaty, miserable experience in such a humid world but it’s slightly better than being on fire.
Makes for a sweaty, miserable experience in such a humid world but it’s slightly better than being on fire.
She’s several feet off the ground and we’ve seen him wrap his hand around her waist.
I don’t think they’re making it to his quarters.
I don’t think they’re making it to his quarters.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
She’s several feet off the ground and we’ve seen him wrap his hand around her waist.
I don’t think they’re making it to his quarters.
I don’t think they’re making it to his quarters.