After a long night of nonstop emergent cases, this is the absolute best way to end the night! I mean, morning.

Making the best life decisions! Also: sarcasm. Also, also: another 12-hour shift tonight. Swag bag had more swag this year, though 🙃

#priorities #highlycaffeinated #espresso no depresso

kids don't know how good they have it these days. this used to be a country that thought big asses were bad. then a brave knight came and saved us.

The “Third Shift Twenty?” Definitely not from all my snack bags (re: plural, because, y’know, Costco Queen 🛒) and Sip Club drink orders pre-shift (I like the passion papaya iced green tea in large, little ice plzkthnx)!

…it’s really d/t the quirky pins burgeoning my lanyard 😒

Overnight shifts are like the still waters of a vast lake after dusk; seemingly placid, however you just never know what lurks around and below… like the random goings-on à la Emergency Department in the lobby 🫥