Take it slow.

Yeah, women really don’t like it when you lock them in the bathroom because you have people over and you don’t trust them not to eat the charcuterie

I love my coffee. I do drink it in moderation. Caffeine is not the problem, I make my own halfcaf or preferred decaf at home. But it hurts my stomach. Still love the taste or black coffee!

I like it black. Like my heart.

Without coffee, I wouldn't have the energy to mock people telling me to quit drinking coffee. It's a real catch-22.

A propensity to sudden headaches underneath coconuts.

Massive sexual tension under the banana tree

Haha :) We're doomed, humanity is doomed!