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@vestraculpa.bsky.social
You could have prevented this. You did nothing. It's all your fault.
Professor of Sausageology at Hornarfarjarlsbögun University & Part-time Paranormal Expert
Pronouns: ho/hum/hurr
The People's Kleptocratic Republic of Macronistan
Today I learned that someone made a documentary about Boogie2988 which featured Dr Grande.

This is just a theory, about what could be happening in a case like this - If you listen very carefully you can hear Jesus weeping.
August 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My YouTube subscription list is rapidly tending towards zero. Either everyone has lost their minds, or I've found mine.
August 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Top five shocking reasons why journalists are useless lazy fucks that can and should be replaced by AI - you won't believe what happens next or why it's a good thing.
August 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How, in the year of our lord 2025, is it even possible to get Salt & Vinegar crisps wrong?
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can't believe that people are still talking about video games these days. Give it up. It's over.
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A record is a record, but let's be honest - this isn't nearly as interesting or relatable as the 40kg record Babybel wrapper wax ball which requires much less equipment to detect.
August 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Imagine being fucken fewmin, add your age and then multiply that by the number you first thought of. That's about where we are right now.
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Strange mutant cat spotted eating our garden.

What the hell is going on?
August 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
40° every day for a month is playing havoc with the truss rods in my guitars. This is wholly unacceptable.
August 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies.
reached out to a stripe company spokesperson about support team members claiming to some callers that the payment processor forbids LGBTQ+ content – not just of the adult variety, but in general. the spokesperson told me that is unequivocally incorrect
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is a clear counterexample to Betteridge's Law of Headlines. This is not a particularly interesting observation. Good night.
August 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If only there had been some clue to the dangers.
July 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Probably for as long as you go looking for them.
How many more times are we going to wake up to this recurring headline nightmare?
Gaza: More than 30 people killed 'as Israeli troops open fire towards Palestinians waiting for aid'
July 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Goob ebening eberyone.
July 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In an attempt to reduce my carbon thumbprint or whatever it is, I have committed to significantly reducing the effort in my posts going forward.

#environment
June 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Get to da coppa!!!
June 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Surely there's an easier way to make glass than this.
June 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was making a highly amusing meme type image but lost interest due to the effort required. Apologies for any inconvenience caused. Full refunds will be given if you
June 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I am officially sick to fucking death of this heat now. Enough is enough. Thank you.
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'll care about why celebrities have to say no when there's a symmetric arrangement in place and we can say no to celebrities.
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I watch one video about Ethan Klein suing some junkie streamers and now I'm going to have to delete my YouTube history to get back the semi normal recommendations that I've no interest in, like rug cleaning.
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
She's probably a psycho nutjob. I'd get a ChatGPT Judge to issue a restraining order if I were him.
June 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Geopolitical Fact File #80085

The Comic Sans typeface was designed for use in Middle East peace agreements to appropriately reflect the gravitas of the documents.
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
We basically - we have two social media sites that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

Do you understand that?
June 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM