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verywildthing.bsky.social
tess
@verywildthing.bsky.social
26 yo artist, chaotic irish nonbiney
i forgot to use this acc more than my junk twitter oop. anyway sometimes lunch is one beer and that's okay
December 15, 2023 at 12:09 AM
commission!
December 15, 2023 at 12:02 AM
did a full color commission without realizing client asked for black and white before sending it off
October 7, 2023 at 11:21 PM
i wish i had the psychic fortitude of a pharmacy technician
October 5, 2023 at 2:49 PM
im sick of seeing bald pussy gate 3 posts. if i cant play no one should play
September 28, 2023 at 3:21 AM
therapists here will b like "i am queer allied and want to be as accessible as possible ☺️ i do not take insurance and have a sliding scale of 100-300 dollars per session! xoxo"
September 28, 2023 at 2:40 AM
gauging whether the driver behind me is an alpha or beta by scooting up a few inches at a red light and seeing if they do the same
September 27, 2023 at 9:54 PM
every time i see ENDWI on a car i read “END WISCONSIN” and im like yea. End it
September 26, 2023 at 11:00 PM
there’s something gender about him
September 23, 2023 at 8:13 PM
drawing backgroudns free of extra charge out of the goodness of my heart and the stupidity of my brain
September 20, 2023 at 1:24 AM
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Starting a new campaign! Running some close friends and my partner, and its the PBTA pirate game im working on!
🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
I wanted to do an inaugural doodle so heres my players characters on little wanted posters!! Vio the Anchor, Jones the Disgraced, and Vaughn the Preacher.
#neonjawboneart #NJttrpg
September 19, 2023 at 8:11 PM
hate being commed to draw a character in a suit bro...... why am i spending the whole time rendering this fucking suit. why am i teaching myself new skills to render this suit
September 19, 2023 at 5:57 PM
i'm not even sure these r the correct needle sizes but i'm so tired of fighting in a 4 way deathmatch w insurance doctors and pharmacy im just gonna do my best with what i GAT!!!!!
September 19, 2023 at 5:55 PM
i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a slut, i'm a twink, i'm a faggot, i'm a tramp, i'm a gemini, i'm a--
September 19, 2023 at 5:53 PM
a whole ass sprig of parsley just fell out of my pocket
September 18, 2023 at 3:46 AM
every time i see bjd i read it as “bobert jowney dunior”
September 17, 2023 at 9:31 PM
waaAAAAH doing my first t shot in like 4 years im scawed!!!!!! i hate shots!!!!!!! i can do this!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!
September 16, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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correct.
September 15, 2023 at 2:57 PM
my ass after a serious phone call: byebye
September 15, 2023 at 11:57 PM
iwtv did for me what killing eve was too chickenshit and british to do
September 12, 2023 at 5:28 AM
are there any weed deals for 9/11
September 12, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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Welcome home
September 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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3 DAYS LEFT and we’re at 65% funding👁️👁️👁️ can we make it by the skin of our teeth?? Let’s GOOOO

Art here is by the inimitable @maxbanshees.bsky.social !!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/slo...
September 11, 2023 at 3:50 PM
brother if you dont get these tits off my chest i'm gonan have to intervene
September 11, 2023 at 6:44 PM
if i dont get testosterone by the end of the week i'm making it everyone else's problem
September 10, 2023 at 12:35 AM