Tori Kaye
@verytorikaye.bsky.social
Me: Hmmmm, I don’t know if I can commit to a permanent bracelet….
Also Me: Has multiple tattoos
Also Me: Has multiple tattoos
a man wearing a yellow shirt that says clouds superstore
ALT: a man wearing a yellow shirt that says clouds superstore
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September 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me: Hmmmm, I don’t know if I can commit to a permanent bracelet….
Also Me: Has multiple tattoos
Also Me: Has multiple tattoos
People say it’s the em dashes that show something was written by AI. But for me- it’s all the emojis that get added.
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
People say it’s the em dashes that show something was written by AI. But for me- it’s all the emojis that get added.
I always think I’m low maintenance until I have to pack and travel.
August 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I always think I’m low maintenance until I have to pack and travel.
Do you think the Bigfoot storyline in #TheGoofyMovie was the inspiration for that one jerky brand’s “messing with Sasquatch” campaign?
a cartoon character with big teeth and headphones on
ALT: a cartoon character with big teeth and headphones on
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Do you think the Bigfoot storyline in #TheGoofyMovie was the inspiration for that one jerky brand’s “messing with Sasquatch” campaign?
Updated my sleep screen on my stream deck. 😻💤
March 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Updated my sleep screen on my stream deck. 😻💤
Notes from my #buddyread on The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston 🥰
March 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Notes from my #buddyread on The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston 🥰
Me 99% of the time: Working at the last minute to prep slides or spreadsheets for meetings.
Me when I’m 100% ready for the meeting. Slides prepped and ready. Meetings get canceled.
Me when I’m 100% ready for the meeting. Slides prepped and ready. Meetings get canceled.
a group of business people are celebrating with the word business in the corner
ALT: a group of business people are celebrating with the word business in the corner
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March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me 99% of the time: Working at the last minute to prep slides or spreadsheets for meetings.
Me when I’m 100% ready for the meeting. Slides prepped and ready. Meetings get canceled.
Me when I’m 100% ready for the meeting. Slides prepped and ready. Meetings get canceled.
A cooking show that is pet parents trying to cook and keep their pet from dying of boredom.
Example: my hubby narrating his process while chopping and seasoning things to keep out littlest cat from wailing by making her feel 'included'. We call this Sous Chef time.
Example: my hubby narrating his process while chopping and seasoning things to keep out littlest cat from wailing by making her feel 'included'. We call this Sous Chef time.
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A cooking show that is pet parents trying to cook and keep their pet from dying of boredom.
Example: my hubby narrating his process while chopping and seasoning things to keep out littlest cat from wailing by making her feel 'included'. We call this Sous Chef time.
Example: my hubby narrating his process while chopping and seasoning things to keep out littlest cat from wailing by making her feel 'included'. We call this Sous Chef time.
Your cat rubbing their face on the corner of your laptop is SO ADORABLE!
Until you realize you have a touch screen and they just closed out of a very important tab.
Until you realize you have a touch screen and they just closed out of a very important tab.
March 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Your cat rubbing their face on the corner of your laptop is SO ADORABLE!
Until you realize you have a touch screen and they just closed out of a very important tab.
Until you realize you have a touch screen and they just closed out of a very important tab.
Great idea- getting nails done with extensions and gel for travel. Nails are strong, long and won't break during adventures or packing.
Terrible idea- not getting the length shortened before I go back to work and have to type on my keyboard.
(this took way too long to type and so many errors)
Terrible idea- not getting the length shortened before I go back to work and have to type on my keyboard.
(this took way too long to type and so many errors)
March 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Great idea- getting nails done with extensions and gel for travel. Nails are strong, long and won't break during adventures or packing.
Terrible idea- not getting the length shortened before I go back to work and have to type on my keyboard.
(this took way too long to type and so many errors)
Terrible idea- not getting the length shortened before I go back to work and have to type on my keyboard.
(this took way too long to type and so many errors)
Me to my pets when my antidepressants get taken away
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me to my pets when my antidepressants get taken away
Reposted by Tori Kaye
if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son,
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
March 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son,
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
Woohoo #Rabbitohs!!!! That was a punchy match but well played!!!! #fridaynightfooty
March 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Woohoo #Rabbitohs!!!! That was a punchy match but well played!!!! #fridaynightfooty
One of my favorite things about Rugby refs is how they gentle parent all the players
“He’s going to the bin- don’t overreact. I saw it.”
#BrisbaneBroncos
“He’s going to the bin- don’t overreact. I saw it.”
#BrisbaneBroncos
March 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
One of my favorite things about Rugby refs is how they gentle parent all the players
“He’s going to the bin- don’t overreact. I saw it.”
#BrisbaneBroncos
“He’s going to the bin- don’t overreact. I saw it.”
#BrisbaneBroncos
Getting carded in Australia as a 35 year old is honestly such an ego boost
March 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Getting carded in Australia as a 35 year old is honestly such an ego boost
Of all the conversations I was prepared for at a 100 year olds birthday party with the Italian community of Brisbane-the love and sharing of undercuts was not one of them lol.
March 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Of all the conversations I was prepared for at a 100 year olds birthday party with the Italian community of Brisbane-the love and sharing of undercuts was not one of them lol.
I know people keep saying that “kids these days don’t know how to read” …
Well I work with grown adults (older than me) who never seem to be able to read and comprehend an email.
Well I work with grown adults (older than me) who never seem to be able to read and comprehend an email.
a man with an apron around his neck is sitting in front of a box of pizza and says it was in the email
ALT: a man with an apron around his neck is sitting in front of a box of pizza and says it was in the email
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February 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I know people keep saying that “kids these days don’t know how to read” …
Well I work with grown adults (older than me) who never seem to be able to read and comprehend an email.
Well I work with grown adults (older than me) who never seem to be able to read and comprehend an email.
Do you ever wonder what kind of chaos crows could create if they had opposable thumbs?
Thoughts while watching my local crows destroy the moss on my neighbors lawn 😂
Thoughts while watching my local crows destroy the moss on my neighbors lawn 😂
February 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do you ever wonder what kind of chaos crows could create if they had opposable thumbs?
Thoughts while watching my local crows destroy the moss on my neighbors lawn 😂
Thoughts while watching my local crows destroy the moss on my neighbors lawn 😂
Love dedications like this. Just starting “Tastes Like Shakkar” by Nisha Sharma and I already like where this is heading 🥰 #WhatIAmReading
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Love dedications like this. Just starting “Tastes Like Shakkar” by Nisha Sharma and I already like where this is heading 🥰 #WhatIAmReading
My morning has consisted of watching my cat, watch cat tv. It’s kinda better than therapy.
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My morning has consisted of watching my cat, watch cat tv. It’s kinda better than therapy.
There is just something so soothing about no-commentary Tiny Glade build videos. My new go to work from home background noise.
The stone *clinks* and mouse *clicks*. The soundtrack and the little sheep *meeps* 🥰
The stone *clinks* and mouse *clicks*. The soundtrack and the little sheep *meeps* 🥰
January 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There is just something so soothing about no-commentary Tiny Glade build videos. My new go to work from home background noise.
The stone *clinks* and mouse *clicks*. The soundtrack and the little sheep *meeps* 🥰
The stone *clinks* and mouse *clicks*. The soundtrack and the little sheep *meeps* 🥰
Pretty happy with how these nails turned out!
Blue is “Vintage” by Olive & June with some “Death Star” magnetic from Mooncat
Blue is “Vintage” by Olive & June with some “Death Star” magnetic from Mooncat
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pretty happy with how these nails turned out!
Blue is “Vintage” by Olive & June with some “Death Star” magnetic from Mooncat
Blue is “Vintage” by Olive & June with some “Death Star” magnetic from Mooncat