Happy to read him to f!lth, sis 😘🥰♥️ #forcedproximity #marriageofconvenience #onlyonebed #romancebooks #romancereaders #secondchanceromance #workplaceromance

Them: What's your book marketing strategy?
Me:

Everything is a dumpster fire, but I'm writing a book about an FMC who escaped her narcissistic father and the golden retriever man who falls in love with her.

Ok romance authors, let’s do this. If you have a 2025 release coming out (or it just came out), promo it in the form of an AITA post. And please, if you can, drop a buy link or a GR link. Let’s topple some TBR piles.

The reason every single person (and dog, for that matter) has nipples is because biological sex isn't determined right away. The embryo isn't "male" or "female" for a few weeks, so nipples develop just in case they're needed.

Just...a science lesson, I guess.

As an elder millennial, very little surprises me anymore. On the upside, very little disappoints me.

Anyway, totally unrelated, I've been thinking about an article I read when I was 18 about how the Afghani women were taking a lot of Xanax during the wars post-9/11.

The country elected a man who has been accused of se*ual a$$ault more than two dozen times. I think it's clear that this line of questioning is pointless. U.S. voters don't find SA to be disqualifying, apparently.

One of these things is more plausible than the other but for legal reasons I will not be saying which one.

I am fully invested in this book I'm writing. I love it so much. I love the characters and the journey the heroine is on and what's coming up...and I also *don't want to write* but the book won't get published if I don't write it WHY CAN'T THE WORDS JUST APPEAR ON THE PAGE THEMSELVES

I guess we're here now.