Vern
@vernaf.bsky.social
*May use sarcasm* "the truth is the enemy of evil".
Life is no way to treat an animal (or a philly fan).. #flyers Jersey native (South Jersey) #pearljam.
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught
Life is no way to treat an animal (or a philly fan).. #flyers Jersey native (South Jersey) #pearljam.
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught
Pinned
Vern
@vernaf.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
YouTube video by Ryan's Smashing Life
youtu.be
A few of the greatest live musical performances. Stevie bringing it on sesame street...
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youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
I don't think #flyers trying to match Canes speed is their best approach (because they can't), but it's good that the Canes are one of few teams who can't/won't bludgeon them physically
My pessimism is in mid-season form already
My pessimism is in mid-season form already
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I don't think #flyers trying to match Canes speed is their best approach (because they can't), but it's good that the Canes are one of few teams who can't/won't bludgeon them physically
My pessimism is in mid-season form already
My pessimism is in mid-season form already
My dog just ate a giant ass hamburger in two bites, walked over to her bed, laid down and was asleep in 2 minutes.... asshole.
September 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My dog just ate a giant ass hamburger in two bites, walked over to her bed, laid down and was asleep in 2 minutes.... asshole.
Today has been the longest year of the century..
August 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Today has been the longest year of the century..
She's always questioning me with her looks...
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
She's always questioning me with her looks...
Just another night in Northern Virginia
July 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just another night in Northern Virginia
Dear @uber, when I'm telling you that you are going the wrong way, I'm not being a dick, I just happen to know that you are going the wrong way
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dear @uber, when I'm telling you that you are going the wrong way, I'm not being a dick, I just happen to know that you are going the wrong way
Had to hides building at rt 1 and Beltway in Alexandria. Heavy wind and rain lasted for good 30 minutes
@capitalweather.bsky.social
@capitalweather.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Had to hides building at rt 1 and Beltway in Alexandria. Heavy wind and rain lasted for good 30 minutes
@capitalweather.bsky.social
@capitalweather.bsky.social
Dear #Google please stop sending, to my news feed, 2 day old tornado and thunderstorm warnings for areas 1,000+ miles from where I live. They aren't helpful or interesting (or current)
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
June 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dear #Google please stop sending, to my news feed, 2 day old tornado and thunderstorm warnings for areas 1,000+ miles from where I live. They aren't helpful or interesting (or current)
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
Appropriate description of DC...
"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"
"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Appropriate description of DC...
"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"
"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"
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since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later
June 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later
The only thing even slightly joyful about the #DCbeltway today
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The only thing even slightly joyful about the #DCbeltway today
For first time in my life, and hopefully the last, I dropped my wallet into the toilet today... does that mean 7 years of good luck?
June 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For first time in my life, and hopefully the last, I dropped my wallet into the toilet today... does that mean 7 years of good luck?
Zombieland
What is the masculine equivalent of Steel Magnolias with regards to the triumph of the bonds of friendship and family and why is correct answer Tombstone?
you know what we need? lowstakes prompt bluesky. We need space to make jokes and tell embarrassing stories and argue about late 1990s dad action movies. the sort of stuff that made microblogging fun once upon a time. Bring me the One Gotta Gos.
May 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Zombieland
6 beers and 4 French fries is either a great or terrible ratio ..
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
6 beers and 4 French fries is either a great or terrible ratio ..
My dogs favorite activity when I come home exhausted from work. Sit 2 feet away and just stare at me for 30 minutes straight without moving..
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My dogs favorite activity when I come home exhausted from work. Sit 2 feet away and just stare at me for 30 minutes straight without moving..