Brother has admitted this one is from him and he forgot to add a birthday message. (He has denied the random beefmother shipments.)

I had a progressive tell me that I would "learn to embrace it" and I didn't know how to tell him how wrong he was.

Arthur did not want me knitting.

Looks like Stalin won.

We (KC) were overrated last year and definitely haven't improved. And a lot of fans are insufferable. (And Mahomes is Trumpy.)

Laughing so hard at this.

My parents worked out a creative way to buy a bit more sleep on Christmas morning. My brother and I were very early risers and the rule was that we could open what was in our stockings before our parents were up. The catch was that Santa hid the stockings, so we had to find them first.

He sighed. I don't think it's going well.

The scintilla of humanity remaining in Moran's body supports Ukraine.

Fifteen minutes before to thirty after.

So much bludgeoning damage!

'Twas ever thus.