Spencer
@vermhatswormhat.bsky.social
Author of “The Comprehensive Guide to Avoiding Eye Contact”
Crushing these openers.
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Crushing these openers.
The perfect women doesn’t exi…
June 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The perfect women doesn’t exi…
Millennials when another appalling J.K. Rowling story comes out.
May 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Millennials when another appalling J.K. Rowling story comes out.
Boss: You must begin gene picks, listen to cell decay, seven days.”
Employee: (barely listening) got it.
Employee: (barely listening) got it.
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Boss: You must begin gene picks, listen to cell decay, seven days.”
Employee: (barely listening) got it.
Employee: (barely listening) got it.
One of the things I hate about traveling is having to try all the new food. Luckily they have all my favorites in Berlin!
May 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of the things I hate about traveling is having to try all the new food. Luckily they have all my favorites in Berlin!
Disney Adults - Harry Potter Adults
April 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Disney Adults - Harry Potter Adults
Are men not allowed to have hobbies anymore?!
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are men not allowed to have hobbies anymore?!
But if not no worries
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
But if not no worries
This would be so nice to pop on the TV next holiday season. 🎄
March 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This would be so nice to pop on the TV next holiday season. 🎄
The moon was pretty spectacular at 12k feet, but none of the pictures will do it justice.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The moon was pretty spectacular at 12k feet, but none of the pictures will do it justice.
Remembered they actually made alcoholic Monsyers right after they sent this. I MEANT THE NA VERSION.
March 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Remembered they actually made alcoholic Monsyers right after they sent this. I MEANT THE NA VERSION.
Back to shit posting in a sec, but let’s celebrate. I just graduated from ski instructing school from the National Sports Centered for the Disabled. I can now train adaptive skiing for all cognitive and physical disabilities! 🎉
March 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Back to shit posting in a sec, but let’s celebrate. I just graduated from ski instructing school from the National Sports Centered for the Disabled. I can now train adaptive skiing for all cognitive and physical disabilities! 🎉
Happy March 11th. Never forget.
March 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Happy March 11th. Never forget.
Please pray for my friend Wes. Nothing medically wrong with him that we know of but he does think these sunglasses are cool.
March 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please pray for my friend Wes. Nothing medically wrong with him that we know of but he does think these sunglasses are cool.
Let’s make a little dinner.
March 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Let’s make a little dinner.
Just got locked out of my Resy account because I tried to guess my password too many times and I just don’t think she is going to believe that.
March 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just got locked out of my Resy account because I tried to guess my password too many times and I just don’t think she is going to believe that.
I’ll never receive a better LinkedIn message than this.
March 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’ll never receive a better LinkedIn message than this.
How it feels when you get the direct feedback you asked for.
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How it feels when you get the direct feedback you asked for.
The nation is healing 🇺🇸
February 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The nation is healing 🇺🇸
I don’t know why nobody wants to be friends on Goodreads.
February 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I don’t know why nobody wants to be friends on Goodreads.